So an Englishman, and Scotsman, and an Irishman are sitting at a bar together, and as chance would have it, three fruitflies fly over them and land in each of their pints.
The Englishman looks at his Boddingtons with utter discust. He promptly informs the bartender that a fly landed in his pint and that he'd like another.
The Scotsman nonchalantly scoops the fly out of his Belhaven with his fingers, tosses it aside, and resumes drinking his pint.
The Irishman turns red with rage, grabs the fly out of his pint of Guinness and starts shaking it hard shouting, "SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT!"
2007-04-11 04:24:03 · 10 answers · asked by Retodd 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-04-11 04:27:26 · answer #1 · answered by shorte716 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 'un! LOL and all that. The best humor begins with truth, and that's coming from an Irishman.
2007-04-11 11:29:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-04-11 11:30:44 · answer #3 · answered by Ash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Irish spirit ma man!!!!!LOL
2007-04-11 11:37:19 · answer #4 · answered by sylesh3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! An Irishman sure loves his/her pint!!! I sure like mine, too!!! Thanks for the giggle!!
~Cori~
2007-04-11 11:27:58 · answer #5 · answered by Cori 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Stuff!!
2007-04-11 12:19:54 · answer #6 · answered by Stephen F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
I love it!
Good one!
2007-04-11 12:50:48 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!!! lol
2007-04-11 11:59:50 · answer #8 · answered by just me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AWESOME!!!!
2007-04-11 11:32:38 · answer #9 · answered by John Redcorn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!!!!!!
2007-04-11 11:38:54 · answer #10 · answered by renaeshauna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋