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A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No, Honey, it's because you're 25."
2007-04-11 02:49:03 · 24 answers · asked by Janey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cool darlin
2007-04-11 03:35:54 · answer #1 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a girl came home 4rm school one day she yells"i got an a on my test"
"very good" mommy says
''is it because im smart''
"yes it is because your smart
the next day the girl comes home and yells"Mommy i had to sit in the back of the bus why is that"
"because ur BLACK
2007-04-11 09:58:02 · answer #2 · answered by 2cute4u 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
2007-04-11 09:53:43 · answer #3 · answered by Loader2000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-04-11 09:52:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent..thanks for sharing!
2007-04-11 09:59:27 · answer #5 · answered by Mercia L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that sound like a girl that i know
2007-04-11 09:55:39 · answer #6 · answered by prettygothgirl69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-04-11 09:52:06 · answer #7 · answered by kodak moment 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! I'm blonde and I thought it was funny...They don't offend me!
2007-04-11 09:54:16 · answer #8 · answered by He's my world 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao.....I love blonde jokes...and I'm blonde!!!
2007-04-11 09:52:21 · answer #9 · answered by L ♥ L ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
very unexpected ending
2007-04-11 09:53:28 · answer #10 · answered by DEMON 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋