and that (insert name of deity here) will surely reward His faithful and punish the unbelievers?
*Please feel free to use this template to help simplify your YA experience.
2007-04-11 02:29:13 · 20 answers · asked by Samurai Jack 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Praise be to (insert name of deity here)!
I will devote my life to (insert religion here) to please (insert name of deity here)!
(insert ritual exclamation here)
2007-04-11 02:34:43 · answer #1 · answered by Ferret 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The problem is that even when we accept that (insert religion here) is the only True religion, humans would still find other ways to disagree. It is the nature of man, religion just happens to be a manifestation.
2007-04-11 09:51:54 · answer #2 · answered by RAFIU 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So you belong to a religion that is called, (insert religion here)? And you worship ( the insert deity)?
We are all happy that you have a religion. In the future can you tell us more about the insert religion and it's insert deity?
Many of us are just ignorant, backward, fundies, you know. Can't be expected to know all religious beliefs.
Insert deity bless you and My God to.
2007-04-11 09:41:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Great question.........
I know in my heart that (insert religion here) is the only true religion because (insert name of deity here) speaks to my soul. Everyone else who believe in (insert religion here) is clearly mislead and will surely burn in hell, because (insert name of deity here) wouldn't lead me astray.
2007-04-11 09:35:46 · answer #4 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wait, if this is a template, then it isn't a question at all.
If it WERE a question my answer would be 79 unless it was the third Tuesday after Ground Hog day, in which case the answer would be a tambourine.
2007-04-11 09:35:51 · answer #5 · answered by SDTerp 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I believe that people have different religions for a very good reason,
Whos to say what religion is right and which is wrong?
No single being can say there is the right religon and there is a wrong religion.
What you believe could be teribly wrong to the next person,
2007-04-11 09:35:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because that would be fascist. We have religious freedom in this country and the right to find our own path in a democratic society. We don't live in a dictatorship nor a totalitarian government.
2007-04-11 09:36:31 · answer #7 · answered by Lifted by God's grace 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Thanks for the ironic but useful tool.
Now can we get to the real purpose of this site, which is well-mannered, intelligent discussion of the issues of interest to us? There's no reason you can't tell people about what you believe, but mocking what they believe or claiming that there's no other way, only invites problems. We are looking for solutions here, folks, not problems!
2007-04-11 09:34:55 · answer #8 · answered by auntb93 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
But I don't have a religion to insert there.............does that mean I can't play the game?
2007-04-11 09:33:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do you have a template answer for those of us whose hearts are just hardened to the truth, too? :-)
2007-04-11 09:45:11 · answer #10 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee hee.
You're going to have to create a different fill-in-the-blank for some of us.
Like this one:
____________ is MY correct path, but not the correct path for everyone. As a ___________ I cannot believe that there is only one correct way to have a relationship with _____.
2007-04-11 11:16:26 · answer #11 · answered by Praise Singer 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋