Do you have a guilty secret you want to own up to?,?

Question

I'll start the ball rolling with my confession! I was given a courtesy car while mine was in the garage. I reversed into a truck and the bumper came off!! I got my friends husband to stick it back on as best he could. Drove it back to the garage the next day, parked in the furthest possible space from the office I could find, dropped the keys & collected my car and said nothing. The guilt tore me apart for weeks.

Answer 1

Well theres too many to mention. The most recent one was a guy from accounts brought around a sponsorship card to help build a new play ground in his local kids hospital. Everyone was writing in € 10 & € 20 but when it came to one of the managers, he an asshole let me add, he put € 100 along side his name. When the card came to me I put another 0 after his to make it a nice €1000. Later that afternoon the guy doing the collection sent around a Group email to the whole company and the hospital with a special thanks to "John" for the extra special donation of € 1000. Well I though it was funny, wheres your sense of humour??

I did it for the kids you know I did!!!!

Tally "Alice In Wonderland " HO!!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

I did that once and they tracked me down; not only that, they reported me to the police; I came to an arrangement with the compnay who supplied the courtesy car; but the court case went ahead; I was summoned to court... the officer in charge of the case pointed out to the judge that the matter had already been satisfactorily settled, and pleaded for a dismissal, which, luckily, I got!
My own guilty secret?
I once forged a letter from an English language school so a Chinese friend could renew his visa. This was in the days before the internet, and you could get away with stuff like this....
No-one ever questioned it, and I wonder, to this day, what file it is held in.....

Answer 3

As i drove into our garage the wheels touched a plank lying on the floor and on the plank our wheelbarrow was balanced. It fell over and scratched a deep furrow down my front left door of car. Took it in to garage to be sorted out and they lent me a car for the time it would take to fix my door. After work that day got into the Courtesy car, started it, reversed and drove off. Thought the car wasn't going to well until i reached the robots close to our home. Smelled smoke but thought it would be better to go straight home and let hubby figure out what was wrong , whilst cursing the garage for the lousy car they gave me to use. Got home and told hubby about the smoke smell and i could still see smoke coming out from under the car. I drove home all the way from Port-Shepstone to Seapark in South-Africa with the handbrake on. Felt such a fool but did not say anything to the garage. Felt bad actually.

Answer 4

When I was about 9 we went on a family holiday. My sister (then 7) and I used to spend all our time in the pool with our snorkels and masks. One Particular morning and I'm not really sure how the conversation came up, we were discussing who could do the biggest poo!!!! Next minute our bathing costumes were pulled to one side and we were both having a poo in the deep end of the hotel pool. When we had finished we put our masks on so we could inspect whose was the biggest, I can't even remember whose was, but they were both huge and we were very impressed. Shortly after this our dad came to find us and asked what we were looking at we told him that someone had done a poo in the pool. He then went and complained to the pool people, the pool had to be drained and cleaned and refilled. this took all that day and the whole of the next day. Nobody could use the pool!!!! Our mum and dad kept saying they couldn't belive that someone would have done that, me and my sister would just look at each other and smile. I did telll my mum a couple of years ago ( about 15 years later).

Answer 5

I have one... the other day I was hemming some trousers using hemming tape. What you're supposed to do is use a damp cloth and iron over it. The iron must have been too hot or something because I scorched the carpet.

Then the other day the landlords came round to inspect the house because we're moving out, and they asked what the stain was on the carpet. Instead of owning up I said I didnt know, and I didnt tell anyone after they'd left that I know what it is.

xxx

Answer 6

When i was 17 i was ill with a bad dose of the squirts.

It was bonfire night and my girlfriend wanted me to go to a display with her and her mum.

I made sure i had a good clear out prior to going round, and to my relief i managed to hold my bowels together for the display. However upon our return from the display i was offered a cup of tea whilst in the lounge of my girlfriends house.

Suddenly I felt my stomach start to grumble and knew immediately that I didnt have long, so i jumped up and made for the door - but before i could leave my girlfriend wanted a hug and a kiss so we embraced and at that moment i downloaded my stack and felt warm shiit running down my legs! to this day she doesnt know - as i waddled off into the sunset! hahahaha.

Answer 7

Oh god there are so many...
1. When I was younger I collected money for charity and forgot to send it in on time. My dad found it and I told him I gave the £40 back to everyone, but I spent it instead.
2. I made a huge mistake at work and left the till £13 short. When my boss mentioned it I said perhaps it was the new girl.
3. Just last night I bought alcohol for under 18's.
4. I've broken ornaments and blamed it on our cats.
5. I've told all my friends I'm over my ex and couldn't care less. It's a HUGE lie.
That doesnt even scratch the surface... god im a terrible person!

Answer 8

I hate patronising signs. I work in a bus station and the ladies that work in the travel shop would use the kitchen and toilet next to the security room upstairs. one day they put up a laminated signs in the toilets which was rather patronising. for example 'if you make a sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweety and wipe the seatie!!' or ' please flash away your log when you been to the bog!!' the sign would have graphics, cartoon shaped number 2s. well I would take down the sign and throw it away and a few days later, back again, another patronising belittling sign would appear!!
I don't think they ever guess whom got rid of the signs!! To think that they went to all that trouble to design their patronising sign to belittle while you piddle and i RIP it off the wall just to wined them up!! I know I am rotten!!
many years ago, my son was attending a nursery and there used to be a visitors book for people to sign in when they came to the nursery. I know this was a bit silly and childish but I could not help myself and I wrote in the visitor's book, names of the famous, celebrates or fictional characters. eg, James bond 007 in at 1pm and left and 3pm or Elton john 10am left at 1pm or the Simpson's 9 am left at 2 pm. I think of it now with shame but thought it very amusing at the time!! they never found out who done it!!

Answer 9

Why feel guilty about what you say or do because we only feel guilty 'IF' we do something in which we should not have said or done in the first place... Guilty or not Guilty that is the question ?

Answer 10

I scratched my Dads car, bought a touch up stick to cover the scratch and didn't say anything, then when something fell on the car in the garage a month later, he gave me the money to get a touch up stick, so I gave him the touch up stick that I had and kept the money!

Answer 11

I was meant to wait in for a man to come and switch our electricity from a card meter to a quartly bill. I went to the shop for two minutes and the man came out and left a card! I told my boyfriend he just didnt appear and I had to rearrange the appointment!! he nearly found the missed appointment card in my jeans as well.

I'm still laughing about it just now and its not even that funny - its just im a really terrible liar and didnt think my bf would believe me but he did! (c'mon people its not like I cheated on him)

Glo - never done anything wrong? Not even had a chocolate bar? Wow you must be really interesting!!