If life gives you lemons, and you want to sell lemonade, should you lie about it using proper grammar?

Question

-or should you ask for a new way to look at life before you realize you cant sell because the product is just plain sour ?

Answer 1

well, I guess you ahve to wait for life to also give you some sugar.

Answer 2

With skill you can sell comb to a bald headed person.
This is simpler.

Answer 3

"if you don't have anything important to say, have someone important say it for you."
That seems to always work in sales

Answer 4

sell, sell, sell