Alarge woman wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge hairy armpit. She pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink ". The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink"
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" Once again the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said "give the ballerina another drink".
the bartender approached the little drunk and said "I say old chap, its your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her ballerina?"
The drunk replied "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has to be a ballerina!"
2007-04-10 23:02:26 · 4 answers · asked by lonelyheart 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahah never heard that 1 before well done........have a great week...
2007-04-10 23:17:53 · answer #1 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! LOL. LOL.
Great Joke!
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great day!
2007-04-11 06:52:41 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-11 06:14:51 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, man. that's funny
2007-04-11 06:09:23 · answer #4 · answered by yeahright 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋