((((RING)))) (((RING)))
**Pick Up**
"Hello?"
"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."
"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the
table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that
Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
"Okay Daddy, just a minute."
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it Daddy."
"And what happened honey?" he asked.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool, what swimming pool? Is this 937-2819?"
2007-04-10 22:33:10 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now, Moza, you said this was a joke,I know it's a joke, then why do some people answering treat it as if it's a real story, I think they need to get out more! probably from the USA, they are so PC, it's not true!!!
Anyway, I'll give you a star for this one! GRIN!
2007-04-11 11:05:50 · answer #1 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Talk about a wrong number! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great day!
2007-04-11 06:54:50 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha
man you are good always making me laugh you are my new best friend lol you must be tired after typing all these out you poor thing a least you haven't lost your sense of humor you deserve a medal.
2007-04-11 05:42:57 · answer #3 · answered by awana 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! lol! Funny! Good one! 10!
2007-04-11 06:20:21 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-04-11 05:38:37 · answer #5 · answered by sven 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I feel sorry for that family. lol
2007-04-11 11:50:31 · answer #6 · answered by Twister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie but goodie
2007-04-11 05:44:54 · answer #7 · answered by its just a joke 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's funny....but a bit wrong at the same time...i am just glad it is a joke and not for real....wouldn't want to be in his shoes if it was....
2007-04-11 05:39:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Gosh man thatas so fu'k'nnnnggg omfg.. i casnt belive it.. THANKS got any more.. please post them in a "add details" thats soooooooooo fuuuuuuuny come on man its sweeeet
2007-04-11 06:04:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah... it's funny..... thank u to make me laugh.....
2007-04-11 06:22:39 · answer #10 · answered by efm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋