2007-04-10 18:44:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
My fave is talking about pagan Christian holidays from L P:
"Celebrating pagan rooted holidays under the deception of Christianity is like spray-painting a dog turd gold and then trying to sell it to God as a precious metal!"
2007-04-10 18:48:54 · update #1
"What should I do?" lol, best quote on here!
2007-04-10 18:48:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one by Einstein on the spiritual mystery of the world.
"A human being is part of the whole called by us universe, a part limited in time and space. We experience ourselves, our thoughts and feelings as something separate from the rest. A kind of optical delusion of consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from the prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty. The true value of a human being is determined by the measure and the sense in which they have obtained liberation from the self. We shall require a substantially new manner of thinking if humanity is to survive."
2007-04-10 18:48:15 · answer #2 · answered by tonks_op 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
God (avatar guy) went on one of his rants posed as questions and the first answer was some bratty girl: "shut up turd"
I still laugh.
2007-04-10 19:07:02 · answer #3 · answered by Aspurtaime Dog Sneeze 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Best quote this week was "get your rosaries off my ovaries" during an exchange between a pro-choicer and a Christian.
2007-04-10 18:54:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Here? It's not a quote, but it's got to be Gunning4Jesus' "teats" poem. Thought I'd die laughing.
2007-04-10 18:49:10 · answer #5 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Proving God's existence is like slamming a revolving door... You just can't do it!
2007-04-10 18:52:27 · answer #6 · answered by Taliesin Pen Beirdd 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and annoys the pig.--Mark Twain
2007-04-10 18:50:52 · answer #7 · answered by beano™ 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Actually, I liked my own when responding to an atheist about him alledgedly being able to prove conclusively that God did not exist, I responded to him, "Yea. Right. When you see a monkey chase a lion up a coconut tree, then we'll talk."
2007-04-10 18:58:51 · answer #8 · answered by vox populi 3 · 1⤊ 4⤋
jackie chan is cool
2007-04-10 18:48:41 · answer #9 · answered by zuazua00 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?"
2007-04-10 19:04:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋