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Chuck Norris hands down. I would be completely safe. Oh what's that, someone's trying to break in? ROUND HOUSE KICK TO THE JAW! Heck yes!

2007-04-10 18:26:58 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 3 2

Lol what a choice. I can't say Chuck Norris because he would probably make me watch reruns of Walker texas ranger. Which would be hard to take considering academy awarding performance of someone with no charisma. Al Gore would scare me with all that global warning stuff. I would have to pry David Hasselhof from flexing in front of the mirror. Well at least John Tesh is an accomplished pianist. Now if we could only get room service to bring up a piano. Oh I forgot Al Sharpton. Naw I can always turn on the tv and catch him on every other channel when I miss him.

2007-04-11 01:37:39 · answer #2 · answered by Edward J 6 · 1 1

Chuck Norris: YES. I think he'd be up for hanging out, talking about karate movies, and drinking some beers.

Al Sharpton: no. He's made racist comments against Jews and he's always harping on something. No fun.

Al Gore: no. He won't stop fretting about the sky falling. No fun.

John Tesh: no. He'll spend the night brushing his hair in front of a mirror lamenting on his crappy musak CDs.

David Hasselhof: no. I suspect he carries an overpowering scent of body oder mixed with old spice.

2007-04-11 01:31:43 · answer #3 · answered by kickbutt 3 · 2 1

Al Gore, no doubt about it. Al Sharpton just snores too loudly for me to get any sleep, I would get no sleep with Chuck Norris as a roomie, as I would be too busy having to kick his ***, for all his lousy movies. John Who??? That is how interested I am in John Tesh, he puts me to sleep, and not in a good way. And David Hasselhoff....isnt he dead??? Or at least should'nt he be???

2007-04-11 01:32:03 · answer #4 · answered by Charles B 1 · 2 2

Not Al Gore. While I prefer his politics, he wouldn't let me use the heat in winter or the air conditioning in summer.

Not Al Sharpton -- because his hair gel would mess up everything.

Not Haddelhof -- beacuse he would cry.

Not John Tesh -- because his music would annoy me.

So -- Chuck Norris it is.

2007-04-11 01:29:50 · answer #5 · answered by Ranto 7 · 2 2

Well... As a gal who doesn't mess with married men... none of them...

But I WOULD like to hang out in a lounge area chatting with Chuck Norris and John Tesh talking about how they deal with their faith in the Hollywood spotlight. ...Both are Christians, you know.

I visited at Prestonwood Baptist Church in Dallas, Texas a few years back... and a lady beamed with pride as she bragged... "Chuck Norris is a member here, you know...."

I didn't see him... and this was in the days when he was starring in Walker Texas Ranger... so he's probably moved since then... but it was a VERY dynamic Church, and it made me want to hear his Testimony!

Peace.

2007-04-11 01:39:31 · answer #6 · answered by Depoetic 6 · 1 1

Al Gore. For sure. He's very intelligent, very noble, and pretty cute for an older guy. I don't believe he's quite the "gloom and doom" person others make him out to be. I've read a great deal of Gore's speeches, etc. He really is brilliant. And misunderstood.

2007-04-11 01:44:35 · answer #7 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 3 0

It depends on where the hotel is located. If it is in Europe, especially Germany, then I would go with Hasselhoff. If it is anywhere else then I would go with Chuck Norris so we could discuss the philosophical and cultural importance of "Walker, Texas Ranger"

2007-04-11 01:58:20 · answer #8 · answered by Golobulus70 5 · 0 1

John Tesh-because out of this group I think he would give you the least static if you made him sleep on the fold out couch.

2007-04-11 01:43:56 · answer #9 · answered by rich153fish 3 · 2 0

Chuck Norris. I want to find out if there's any truth to the rumor that behind Chuck Norris' mustache lurks another fist.

2007-04-11 01:30:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous Coward 5 · 3 1

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