2007-04-10 17:53:34 · 12 answers · asked by Armund Steel 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It farted when I squeezed it. I'm scared.
2007-04-10 17:54:07 · update #1
Sigh.... It's glass. You can't squeeze Glass! Use a knife.
Anticipation------------
2007-04-10 18:03:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, there was a woman in Weekly World News who claimed to have a possessed toaster. She claimed that when she used her toaster it would spit fire and sparks and the place would reek of brimstone. When asked why she didn't just replace it, she replied, "Well, all in all, it still makes a pretty good piece of toast." LOL Priceless. You should get that toaster to keep your ketchup bottle company!
2007-04-11 01:51:20 · answer #2 · answered by SDTerp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you using that new dyed green ketchup from Heinz?
It looks like something used as a prop for the filming of the Exorcist.
If you find any demons, it's probably in those!
2007-04-11 00:59:52 · answer #3 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're obviously not using Heinz, the constipated kind that takes for ever to come out of the bottle.
2007-04-11 00:58:42 · answer #4 · answered by attacksheep74 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's just trying to tell you that if your food is nasty enough that ketchup would make it better then maybe you should try eating something different.
2007-04-11 01:09:41 · answer #5 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you should consult your doctor when your farts sound like a ketchup bottle!
2007-04-11 00:59:02 · answer #6 · answered by slaveof12gods 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it just goes to show that you can never trust a ketchup bottle!
2007-04-11 00:56:32 · answer #7 · answered by quest girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Place a block of cheddar next to it, and everything will be fine. Behold the power of cheese.
2007-04-11 00:56:50 · answer #8 · answered by RabidBunyip 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I fart when I'm squeezed too...don't be worried!
Good day!
2007-04-11 00:56:28 · answer #9 · answered by dianah 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Never got that Preparation H you asked for, huh?
2007-04-11 00:56:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋