Baby
Reason: Having a soft head is no excuse for not believing in the Lord.
Everyone Who Died Before 0 A.D.
Reason: Hey, time ain't your friend, my friend. Them's the breaks.
Victim of Multiple Personality Disorder
Reason: Maybe you believed in God...but your female alter ego is Jewish. Sorry, pal...you can't have your matzah and eat it, too.
Johnny-Five (from Short Circuit)
Reason: I don't know what's in hell for cognizant robots that are abominations originating from mankind's vain attempt to be God...but I bet it's some scary crap.
People Who Run Away from Natural Disasters
Reason: This is an act of God...and you better not defy it! Get your butt back here!
E.T.
Reason: Too much time spent eating those Reese's Pieces. Too little time reading the Bible.
They are condemned to a life in Hell, are you?
2007-04-10 15:19:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Now you're just being silly. It's your Hell. You keep it.
2007-04-10 15:25:22 · answer #1 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, There is a verse in a part of the Bible that says babies/infants and ppl who couldn't understand the salvation story would get a free ticket to heaven once they die. God will judge people by the wages and weights of their sins on Judgment Day. Not all people before 0 AD are goin to hell.
2007-04-10 15:26:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am afraid you are incorrect on several points and unknowable on the rest with a couple of illogics thrown in to boot. Your final question is answerable as "No" by all who live. Judgement comes after death. Condemnation is only a certainty after that.
2007-04-10 15:25:18 · answer #3 · answered by Arnon 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
People Who Run Away from Natural Disasters
Reason: This is an act of God...and you better not defy it! Get your butt back here!
aaahahahahah thats one of the funniest things ive ever read
2007-04-10 15:24:31 · answer #4 · answered by a deadly rope 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
With all that inane babbling and drivel you just unleashed maybe I'm already in hell!
2007-04-10 15:25:30 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, Short Circuit was an awesome movie!!!
..Oh...and hell? I'm not worried about that, it doesn't exist.
2007-04-10 15:21:54 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I suggest some counseling and hobbies for you, dear.
2007-04-10 15:22:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. I have accepted Jesus as Lord.
2007-04-10 15:27:08 · answer #8 · answered by RB 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No!! Not Johnny-Five!!
2007-04-10 15:22:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know, but I don't think so.
2007-04-10 15:24:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋