Joke 1
Two nuns were driving down a road late at night when a vampire leaps out and lands upon the bonnet of their car. The nun behind the wheel says to her companion
"Quick! Show him your cross!"
The other nun leans out of the window and shouts,
"Oi you' 'get off our bloody car"
Joke 2
Dracula was out for his evening constitutional when a sausage roll hit
him on the back. He ignored it and continued on his way
10 minutes later he felt an individual quiche land on the back of his head.
Again he ignored it and carried on walking.
However when he was hit on the shoulder by a cheese and pineapple hedgehog, he felt rather aggrieved and, turning round, confronted a young woman holding a pizza in one hand and a tray of steaming sausage rolls in the other.
He challenged her and asked why she was attacking him and she replied:
I'm Buffet - the vampire slayer!
2007-04-10 14:39:27 · 11 answers · asked by LONE WOLF 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-04-10 14:41:53 · answer #1 · answered by TheApocalypticOrgasm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny as deffinately worth a read quick laugh before bed thanks,lol.
2007-04-10 15:30:22 · answer #2 · answered by TS100N 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tomorrow I won't mist either joke?
2016-04-01 08:11:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1's lmao 10/10
2007-04-10 20:50:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still laughing
2007-04-10 18:21:09 · answer #5 · answered by Angel Bonnie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao haha great jokes, keep em comin :D
2007-04-12 06:33:16 · answer #6 · answered by wheelie bin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha good one.
Sarah Michelle Jelly
2007-04-10 22:03:44 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol it was ok, but i think it was a little corny really
2007-04-10 21:16:57 · answer #8 · answered by wizard_man130 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah not very funny
2007-04-10 14:47:19 · answer #9 · answered by cast.no.shadow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny..
2007-04-10 14:44:12 · answer #10 · answered by ¤Elva¤ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋