Mary to Joseph.
"I think I should tell you, I'm pregnant".
Joseph.
"How can that be we never even...."
M
"God came down to me last night and impregnated me with his holy seed. In 9 months I am going to have a boy child who is going to grow up to be the saviour of the world".
J
"Oh No"!
M
"What?"
J
"I think I just killed god"
M
"What do you mean"?
J
"Well last night I saw you having it away with God and I thought it was the farrier, So I followed him home and slit his throat"
M
"Jeeezus Christ"
J
"Is that the name of the baby"
2007-04-10 13:31:13 · 9 answers · asked by Dreamweaver 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah *tea coming out of my nose*...hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
2007-04-10 13:34:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Thats not funny.
2007-04-10 14:15:08 · answer #2 · answered by Ariel 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oooohhh, that's gonna cost you a stroke. Sorry, mate.
2007-04-10 13:39:36 · answer #3 · answered by Hot Coco Puff 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
And the question is?????????
If you are asking if it is possible, it is actually. But by these two? Doubt it.
2007-04-10 13:36:16 · answer #4 · answered by cartfan300 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A swing and a miss... don't give up your day job, you suck as a comedian.
2007-04-10 13:34:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
that was pretty darn funny!!! gonna tell my hubby that one!! lol
2007-04-10 13:37:47 · answer #6 · answered by Stiffy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is NOT funny. That is very offensive!
2007-04-10 13:34:40 · answer #7 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 1⤊ 4⤋
and what's so funny about that?
2007-04-10 13:53:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO
2007-04-10 13:37:35 · answer #9 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋