What if You didn't have any condiments?
2007-04-10 13:26:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It's a chocolate Bible!
2007-04-10 13:32:30 · update #1
Is it a chocolate bible?... Paper has little to no nutritional value, and chewing leaves or bark would be just as healthy if not more so... Please tell me it's a chocolate bible.
2007-04-10 13:30:49 · answer #1 · answered by yelxeH 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God would lead me to find a way out of the stranded situation. And whoever said if you are stranded that there's not food around ? So why would you have to eat your bible ? But if God told me to do that, then I guess yeah I would. But if not, then no I wouldn't eat it. I would die.
That was a pretty weird question... haha.
where do you come up with this stuff ?
2007-04-10 13:32:02 · answer #2 · answered by dolly m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I could find absolutely no food and were desperate enough to eat paper, then I would consider that I would be dying soon anyway. Since paper provides no nourishment and would give me quite a bellyache, I would rather use the Bible as encouragement to sustain me as I wait for death, when I can meet my Maker and be held in His loving arms. I would welcome death in such a case and be excited to go to Heaven.
2007-04-10 13:33:25 · answer #3 · answered by Chimichanga to go please!! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would have almost no nutritional value, plus that gold paint on the edges might be toxic to ingest. I would use it to beat small animals to death and then eat them, instead.
2007-04-10 13:31:23 · answer #4 · answered by Antique Silver Buttons 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would offer little nutrition so probably not. I may burn it for heat if it comes to it though. The words are holy, not the actual book.
2007-04-10 13:29:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I definitely wouldn't eat my bible.
2007-04-10 13:30:16 · answer #6 · answered by oxygenO 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I'd wait on manna from heaven*
*sarcasm in case ya missed it!
2007-04-10 13:29:53 · answer #7 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuck.
if i was stranded i would use it as my only source of entertainment.
it would be the closest thing to porn that i could find.
2007-04-10 13:32:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. That's why I have faith. And probably He will send me a delicious fish or coconuts or helping me to send a ocean liner and find me. FAITH, FAITH IT IS THE BASE, IF YOU DON'T HAVE FAITH YOU DON'T HAVE NOTHING!!
2007-04-10 13:39:42 · answer #9 · answered by MayanPrincess@sbcgglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chocolate???
it never would have made it to any of them in the first place...
2007-04-10 13:34:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋