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I think it sums it all up pretty perfectly.
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2005/11/09/holy-bible-warning-sticker/

2007-04-10 12:38:19 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

21 answers

It's not nice to make fun of people's beliefs. Sometimes it's all that they have.

2007-04-10 12:41:39 · answer #1 · answered by Xena_fire 4 · 2 4

Ah, I have seen it before. Brilliant. And for those shooting you down for 'condemning' Christianity I must say- stop feeling so persecuted. It is all true. Every last word of it. Not mean in the least. Harry Potter gets banned from schools for absolutely no good reason and then most of you dare to argue that the Bible should be a part of the school curriculum? What are they going to do, cut out the sex, incest rape, murder, and pillaging? They'll have this left:

"In the beginning,"

That's it. This warning label should absolutely be on the Bible. I'll happily be the Tipper Gore of Bible labeling, though that may get me killed;)

2007-04-10 12:53:31 · answer #2 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 3 1

I know this is suppose to be a funny question (or maybe serious!), but, the Bible contains a whole lot of stuff.
With out the Holy Spirit leading and guiding, when you read it, you can get confused.

I will say this, with the devil roaming around, it might be best for some people not to read too much of it, only the Salvation Parts of the Bible.
It is Very Powerful Book, whether it is used for GOOD (GOD) or bad (satan).
Now, I have told the Truth.
Ditto...........

2007-04-10 12:53:00 · answer #3 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 1 1

The book of Titus 2:4 - 5 : "That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children.
To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed."

Malachi 4:1 - "For behold, the day of the Lord cometh, that shall burn as an oven; and all the proud, yea, and all that do wickedly, shall be stubble: and the day that cometh shall burn them up, saith the Lord of hosts, that it shall leave them neither root or branch."

Get yourself a Bible, have one of those stickers printed up, put it on that Bible, and keep it with you at all times.
When the day of the Lord comes, be sure to hold it up high, and proclaim your beliefs.

Have a blessed day.

2007-04-10 12:50:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Have you ever taken the time to sit down and actually read the Bible or oh here's a thought, go to a Bible study? You may actually learn something.

2007-04-10 12:46:51 · answer #5 · answered by swimchck2688 2 · 1 2

As someone who has read and studied the Bible I can say that the warning is absolutely true. I too am now going to have this as my screensaver. Thanks for the laugh.

2007-04-10 18:25:22 · answer #6 · answered by Sarcasma 5 · 1 0

heh-heh! It's cute! I love it.

Glue was invented 7,000 years ago by humans (which is 1,000 years before God created the earth). Why didn't we have such stickers a few thousand years ago? It would have saved us from a lot of trouble.

2007-04-10 12:47:44 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 3 1

With a label like that and the popularity of movies like SAW and other grotesque forms of entertainment, maybe more people would read it.

2007-04-10 12:45:46 · answer #8 · answered by M 6 · 3 0

Well thank you for showing me that, as it's given me the first good laugh I've had today, and is now currently my desktop background (and I don't care if that makes me slightly sad - I'm an atheist - blame it on my unholy godlessness).

2007-04-10 12:43:36 · answer #9 · answered by Tom A 3 · 4 1

We should put that on all the "Holy" Bibles :)

2007-04-10 15:29:07 · answer #10 · answered by Bobby 3 · 1 0

Seems pretty straightforward. No argument here.

2007-04-10 15:21:26 · answer #11 · answered by ? 4 · 1 0

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