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"What is 2 plus 2?"

"Whatever god wants it to be..."

"Correct!"

2007-04-10 12:39:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

Hmmmm. Well, I've never been to a school that taught creationism, but in Sunday school we never had it that easy. You could easily fail a test by getting the order of creation messed up.

Come to think of it, I don't think I ever answered, "God did it."

I did have a science teacher explain to me that white moths were evolving into brown moths because brown moths were better camouflaged by the trees.

Even as a kid, I thought that was more supply and demand that evolution.

"Evolution did it" is not a solid answer for all of life's mysteries, either.

;o)

2007-04-10 13:52:19 · answer #2 · answered by Contemplative Chanteuse IDK TIRH 7 · 0 0

I've placed you in my contacts list for times when I'm looking for and interesting question. (hope you don't mind) Anyway,
Creationism I think is a feeble attempt at establishing religion as science. But the makers of Creationism have tried to make it complex enough to lend some semblance of credibility to it. I don't think the 'god did it' response will hold up for all the possible exam questions. But as plausible as it seems as an all encompassing answer it just wouldn't work.

2007-04-10 12:57:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The day creationism starts off being taught, i'll start a protest! i won't have childrens being taught mythical issues. you are able to learn that from church. not in college. college is the place info and study and history can learn. not some magical sky daddy and talking snakes.

2016-10-28 09:27:52 · answer #4 · answered by heaney 4 · 0 0

When evolution is taught in schools, how can anybody fail an exam when every correct answer is "monkeys did it."

2007-04-10 12:39:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

Just say "Zeus did it." Then they'd fail you.

Creationism is about inserting Christianity into schools, not just non-scientific hogwash.

2007-04-10 12:41:09 · answer #6 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 2 0

Since when is creationism taught in schools? They shove evolution down the throats of kids in school. Go peddle your God-hate somewhere else.

2007-04-10 12:42:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

Markyy, u seem to be heading the right way!..i like the way u have presented the questions...Thumbs up..n a star for u!:P..

2007-04-10 12:41:31 · answer #8 · answered by reasonz 3 · 0 0

Yes, a bit like mathematics. 2+2=4 always....

Cheers :-)

2007-04-10 12:52:01 · answer #9 · answered by chekeir 6 · 0 0

Haha! I like that. I don't think you can fail??? I mean, it's obvious that is the right answer.

2007-04-10 12:39:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Perhaps they have to cite verses of the Bible to support that claim?

2007-04-10 12:40:48 · answer #11 · answered by WWTSD? 5 · 0 0

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