2007-04-10 12:31:49 · 9 answers · asked by mkb_310 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
who got his foot stuck in a bucket
he gave it a shake
in the hope it would break
but it didnt so he just thought
oh f*ck it
2007-04-10 12:40:44 · answer #1 · answered by xtina 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
... who had a secret in his past. The reality of such an unbearable secret being known drove him to leave his boring and lonely hometown to find something to bring joy and contentment... and just maybe bring someone to spice up his life. He longed for communication with someone who would truly communicate in return and not be held down on the plane of mere semantics. This man from Nantucket packed his belongs sparingly to not have the burden be so heavy upon his back. As he entered the new city to live, he looked up to see the sun shining so bright, as if the dawning of a new day beckoned him. How's that???
2007-04-10 19:49:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who fell head over heels with a Muppet.
He decided to wed,
But later, in bed,
Found another man's hand tucked in up it.
2007-04-10 23:21:57 · answer #3 · answered by emmax2304 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
where the freak is Nantucket?
2007-04-10 19:38:02 · answer #4 · answered by lose_it 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and he had a bucket.
when he dropped his bucket he sat there and said F*ck it
ok ok not even close to the best. i was just sitting here thinking" what rhymes with Nuntucket
2007-04-10 19:36:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
who pleaded all night for to fxxk it his wife said no so he broke her toe and put her head in a bucket
2007-04-10 19:39:37 · answer #6 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who took an enormous dump i mean HUGE barely fits in the toilet
2007-04-10 19:34:58 · answer #7 · answered by The Funny Guy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Who carried his lunch in a bucket.
I don't know the rest
2007-04-10 19:43:17 · answer #8 · answered by Alexi 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
who had all his fish in a bucket
the fish started to rot
because he forgot
so then all he could say was f**k it!
2007-04-10 19:41:03 · answer #9 · answered by Ciara M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋