2007-04-10 11:15:28 · 23 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Leave your stupid classics and try a serious question :
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Am3KSRFapQr_BhnsFV3VpXzd7BR.?qid=20070410151545AAg4zl3
2007-04-10 11:28:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Because your parents sacrificed 6 goats, a duck and a platypus to the god of awesome. Be glad that they didnt forget the duck, most parents do and end up with a kid that plays tuba in the middle school band, and not very well, he is the only oe that can carry it. So next time you see a duck, feed the damn thing it made you what you are.
2007-04-10 18:20:07 · answer #2 · answered by Papa Joe 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
God does exist so I guess you're not that awesome.
2007-04-10 18:19:56 · answer #3 · answered by Old wise one 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He DOES exist! That's why I'M so awesome! But God is so much more awesome than me(and you)!
2007-04-10 18:18:37 · answer #4 · answered by lose_it 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Young people always find themselves awesome however stupid and ignorant they are...it's the law.
2007-04-10 18:25:10 · answer #5 · answered by CHEESUS GROYST 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because all you can see in your mirror is only you.
To find out if God exist...look into Bible God's mirror, then you will see how stupid your question is.
Peace.....
2007-04-10 19:21:13 · answer #6 · answered by Donaldsan theGreatone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're a little more annoying than awesome.
2007-04-10 18:18:14 · answer #7 · answered by Alexis 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
GOD does indeed exist, and you are certainly most awesome brother!
2007-04-10 18:18:49 · answer #8 · answered by Bye Bye 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
wow, i didn't even ask for your "classic"
ok, 1st know that you are not that awesome no matter how many people you impress. god is so much more better than u.
2007-04-10 18:18:27 · answer #9 · answered by ☺collia☺ PaRtY LiKe tInKeRbElL 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I don't get it. You look like a 5 year old.
2007-04-10 18:17:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'd expect a non-coherent question from someone your age. I wasn't disappointed.
2007-04-10 18:17:39 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋