A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a
particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a
couple of dollars for dinner.
The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I
give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?"
"No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless woman replied.
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked
"No," I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman said. "I need to
spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman
asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done
in 20 years!"
"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead,
I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight.
The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your husband be furious with
you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty
disgusting."
The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a
woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and
wine."
2007-04-10 10:39:31 · 12 answers · asked by sweetthing82376 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
fine give me best answer
2007-04-10 11:10:33 · answer #1 · answered by {New☣regime}™ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You got it. Good one
2007-04-10 17:45:37 · answer #2 · answered by Eveready 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
good but no star
2007-04-10 18:53:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
very cute! heres a star! *
2007-04-10 17:44:50 · answer #4 · answered by Nick Name 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL!
if i could giv u more stars, i would hav!
2007-04-10 17:43:28 · answer #5 · answered by TheApocalypticOrgasm 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
it's cute but doesn't deserve a star
2007-04-10 17:43:43 · answer #6 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
haha nice, and i gave you a star.
2007-04-10 17:44:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes i did
2007-04-10 17:44:17 · answer #8 · answered by Love Me♥ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol good one
2007-04-10 17:44:40 · answer #9 · answered by re_nec_ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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you a funny person.
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2007-04-10 18:10:31 · answer #10 · answered by mayo 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋