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Was that just a rounded off number? Or something everyone pulled out of their rectum??

2007-04-10 09:50:02 · 15 answers · asked by Sheriff of R&S 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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OK I AM SORRY FOR BEING harsh BUT YOU NEED TO SHUT UP! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING !!! YOU ACT LIKE A 6Th GRAD CHEERER LEADER,.....STUCK UP, SNOTTY AND BETTER THEN EVERYONE ELSE! JUST SHUT UP AND GET A LIFE!..... OUTSIDE OF DISSING EVERYONE!!!

2007-04-10 12:45:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The number was a very round one, pulled out of the Book of Revelation. Actually the number was "1000", but nothing happened that year, so the assumption was made that maybe it was a different "thousand". Millenialists tend to look for any temporal hooks they can find. The years 666 and 1666 were also popular years for armageddon fans.

2007-04-10 09:55:52 · answer #2 · answered by skepsis 7 · 0 0

Mt 24:42 Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come.

Mt 25:13 Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh.

Re 3:3 Remember therefore how thou hast received and heard, and hold fast, and repent. If therefore thou shalt not watch, I will come on thee as a thief, and thou shalt not know what hour I will come upon thee.

According to the word of God nobody knows the hour or day Jesus shall return. So we must live our lives as if He was coming today.

2007-04-10 09:58:41 · answer #3 · answered by jesusfreak_sda 1 · 0 0

I would venture to guess that just about everything written in the bible was pulled out of SOMEONE's rectum at some point in time.

2007-04-10 09:55:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

The book of Daniel gave a chronology as to when Jesus would 'come back'...Jesus also gave signs of his 'coming back.'

To above answerer: Jesus actually knew when would he be 'coming back,' as he is very well informed about the Hebrew scriptures (book of Daniel included). What he did not know is the 'end.' That is which only God the Father knows.

2007-04-10 09:57:58 · answer #5 · answered by Tomoyo K 4 · 0 0

Rectum for sure!!! It's been 2000 years already and I haven't seen the dude walking down my street, have you?

2007-04-10 09:55:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

The Scriptures state that "no man knoweth" the time of his coming. SO, that figure of 2000 years is pure speculation and not based on any Biblical reference.

2007-04-10 09:56:20 · answer #7 · answered by Kerry 7 · 0 0

Im going with the rectum idea.

2007-04-10 09:54:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

I haven't heard of this before. However, no one knows when Jesus is returning. The Bible is clear in it's teachings on this topic. So, be ready ... it could be tonight or this sec.

2007-04-10 09:53:52 · answer #9 · answered by CuriousGirl 4 · 0 1

Satan pulled it out of their collective rectum.

2007-04-10 09:53:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

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