Atheists: did you know that Satan is laughing at you?

Question

because you're doing what he wants!

The problem is that you will not accept it!! Satan is making you believe that God is not Real! that's his plan! and a lot of you don't know that everything you think comes from Satan! He does not want you guys to know the Truth about God!! that's is why he has created many religions and false gods, so you can go after them and keep you away from the Truth.

I know most of you will take this as a joke!! but remember if you are going to write something opposite to what i just wrote!! certainly will come from Satan!

don't let him deceive you

well you can laugh at me, but it will not change anything

Answer 1

*sigh* This isn't amusing anymore. Stop trolling, please.

Answer 2

First off, lemme say that I hate hypocritical Christians/Catholic who talk fiercely aganist blasphemy and then think they are above others and must "save" them(Pride IS the most offensive Vice, ya know). Apparently the Christian/Catholic idea of "blasphemy" is applying something, ya know, called LOGIC. Let me prove that your statement contains things that absolutely prove your foolishness:

"and a lot of you don't know that everything you think comes from Satan!"
Hmmm...that's contradicting you RIGHT THERE. So if we think that we need to be humble and devote our lives to doing good while putting others who are in danger above ourselves, that comes from Satan? Wow, you people make Satan out to be a lot more sadistic than he really is.

"that's is why he has created many religions and false gods, so you can go after them and keep you away from the Truth."
Satan must be a lovable softie, because he created all these religions and false gods that a majority teach of love, compassion, and humility. So peaceful, humble Buddhists, The Amish, and other loving people are from Satan? You guys really ARE hypocritical.

I don't know what religious belief could describe me...I guess I'm more agnostic than anything else. I believe that there is, and always will be, a metaphysical conflict of good and evil as well as redemption. You could say I believe in God and to an extent Jesus, but not the way the Bible makes it. Let's take a look at why I don't follow your types of religion:

God is a loving as he is a vengeful God? Let's take a look:

Old Testament: Cleansed the Earth of "sin" with a massive flood that killed ALL life, hardened the Pharoah's heart for each of the Ten Plagues to demonstrate his power and at the same time cause widespread destruction and ruin and caused all of us to have sin for what Adam and Eve did?(Which, by the way, was supposedly caused by the Devil, earning him no punishment whatsoever.)
New Testament: Sent Jesus down to Earth for our sins. I hope you people realize that everyone else before Jesus had to be PERFECT, which was IMPOSSIBLE. Hell must be overpopulated. Plus homosexual people are going to Hell for their lifestyle choices? The gay people I know are normal and you wouldn't know they're gay without them telling you. They are kind and humble. And yet they are destined to Hell if they don't repent? Unless they sodomize men, torture them in S&M ways and leave their lifeless bodies by the road, I don't think they deserve to go to Hell.

Answer 3

I think Satan's laughing at you too right now.
You said that if I say something opposite to what you say, it will certainly come from Satan. This shows that you are close-minded, and you therefore obviously have no respect for me or what I might say unless it agrees with you already, and so because of that, I have to ask why I would want to listen to you about Christianity
Basically you're helping keep me AWAY from Christianity, and you're doing exactly what Mr. Satan wants you to do
Congratulations

Answer 4

Let me see if I can figure this out. Satan is laughing at people who don't believe in God. Therefore the existence of atheists makes Satan happy. But Satan is supposed to be suffering because he opposes God, who is all powerful. Yet God can't seem to keep atheists from existing and thereby making Satan happy...

Nope. I don't get it.

Answer 5

Dude! LOL! Untill you give some proof that we are wrong then please stop being mad at us. If you give me any proof then I will belive you. But at this point all the proof you have is a 2000 year old book and the word of millions of brainwashed people.

You prove that I am a worker of the "Devil" and I will take you seriously. But quit making statements that have no proof just to bring us down.

I am not being told to do anything by the devil. I make my own choices and I can worship who I want. The other religions were made by people just like you and were not made by the devil. Other religions were made so that people could choose what they belive.

Quit making fun of other religions saying that they are the work of the devil because if you ask me Christianity is the work of the "devil". Your religion has resulted in millions of deaths and much anger and confusion. Just look at the Cursades.

I hope you take some time to think of what you are doing before you say ignorant comments like this one again.

Answer 6

That's very silly. By your definition of god (as an evil critter, since he'd have a hell, and a Satan) it should be God that is laughing....after all, he's doing just what he set them up to do....

There is no Satan. I laugh at Satan.

-Not an atheist, btw.

Answer 7

What you wrote is not a joke, not even funny a little. It is you that is the real joke. There is no satan and no god and no Jesus. Now take this and study a little and get real.
Antonius

Answer 8

No, what you hear is people laughing at you for thinking you have any answers. Since you like circular reasoning, prove that you aren't promoting the secret church of Satan, and that every other religion is true. To complete the illogic, if you contradict me, you are proving that you would prove yourself a servant of Satan. Did you read "Tautology for Dummies"?

Answer 9

Gee I didn't know an anthropomorphic representation of the evil inherent in the human condition had the requisite vocal cords to produce laughter.

Oh well I suppose even anthropomorphic representations of the evil inherent in the human condition enjoy a good laugh every once in a while.

Answer 10

Perhaps Satan is laughing at YOU.

Maybe he tricked you into believing what was in a phony book he planted. A book filled with violence, murder, justification of slavery, intolerance and homophobia.

And to think, all he had to do to trick you was to tell you that God wrote that book.

Don't let him deceive you!

Answer 11

Satan does not exist just like God does not exist. Think about it: an invisible guy who makes us do bad things. Kind of like the imaginary friend we had when we were 3!!!!Lol!