A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.
'Oooook, follow me' he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.
'Now you see that tree over there?? he asked
'Yes, Yes, Yes!!! the other bats screamed in a frenzy.....
'GOOD,' said the bat, 'Because I sure as f*** didn't!!'
2007-04-10 08:51:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Fidgety you are back.Thank goodness some decent jokes!
Talking about bloody bats how about this one.
Three vicars were discussing the problems they had been experiencing with bats in their church lofts.
The first said:"I introduced half a dozen cats,but nothing seems to work.The bats are still there."
The second said:"I had the place fumigated,but even that didn't work.It's still infested with bats."
The third said:"I baptised all mine and made them members of the church.I haven't seen one of them back since!"
2007-04-11 01:30:15 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant.
2007-04-10 08:58:29 · answer #2 · answered by Pete 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well youknow the saying fingers blind as a bat 10/10
2007-04-10 10:32:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Can`t see the wood for the trees then!!
Loved it F-F. 10/10. x
2007-04-10 09:07:31 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
another gd 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-04-10 11:13:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha poor bat
2007-04-10 09:11:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao how cute!
Can I have the 10 points?
PLEASE
2007-04-10 09:27:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol, very good never seen that coming .
2007-04-10 09:07:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
One of your best yet !
2007-04-10 10:31:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Eh. It's okay.
2007-04-10 08:54:17 · answer #10 · answered by leaptad 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋