Today is April 10, 2007. What life lessons are you supposed to teach me today?

Answer 1

Life Lesson #2381

Running with scissors is not safe.

Answer 2

That April 10, 2007 will never exist again after today.

Answer 3

Here are some lessons from history (9 things happened on this day)

Apr 10 1848

250 people die in a bridge collapse in Yarmouth, England. They had gathered on the suspension bridge to watch a clown boat be pulled by a flock of geese.

Apr 10 1917

133 people are killed in an explosion at the Eddystone ammunition factory in Chester, PA. Satan is immediately implicated, with one official declaring the blast to be "the result of a diabolical plot conceived in the degenerate brain of a demon in human guise." It later turns out to have been caused by poorly-maintained powder loading machinery.

Apr 10 1919

Mexican revolutionary leader Emiliano Zapata and his bodyguards are shot to death after being lured to a meeting by army colonel Jesus Guajardo. For his deception, Guajardo collects a reward of 52,000 pesos and is promoted to the rank of general.

Apr 10 1942

Approximately 66,000 Filipino and 11,796 U.S. soldiers near the Philippine town of Mariveles surrender to Japanese forces. Unable to feed their wounded and starving POWs, the Japanese opt for the 61-mile "Bataan Death March" to mitigate the problem.

Apr 10 1945

Buchenwald death camp liberated by U.S. forces.

Apr 10 1947

Agents of the FBI pay a visit to Screen Actors Guild president Ronald Reagan and his wife, actress Jane Wyman. They accuse the couple of belonging to Communist front groups. Reagan quickly agrees to become a secret informer.

Apr 10 1992

Comedian Sam Kinison killed in a car accident.

Apr 10 1997

The Jerusalem Post reports that high rabbinical sources have confirmed the birth of a rare red heifer named Melody in a kibbutz near Haifa. The ashes from such a beast will be needed to ceremonially purify any Jews before they would be permitted to enter the former site of Solomon's Temple in Jerusalem. At present, the parcel is occupied by the Dome of the Rock mosque, which is located on the spot where Muslims believe that Mohammed rode his horse into Heaven. The goal here is to reconstruct the Hebrew temple, but this would necessitate tearing down the mosque, virtually guaranteeing outright war between Israel and the Arab world. Even more ominous, the construction project is a necessary prerequisite for the second coming of Christ, which itself involves all the End Times stuff in the book of Revelation. Melody is the first red heifer in 2,000 years, and quite possibly the last.

Apr 10 2003

FBI agents raid the Noonday, Texas home of avowed white supremacist William Joseph Krar. Upon searching the domicile and some rented storage units, the agents turn up an arsenal including briefcase bombs with remote-controlled detonators, full-auto machine guns, silencers, nearly 500,000 rounds of ammunition, a 1953 military land mine, more than 800 grams of sodium cyanide, and a copy of The Turner Diaries. Krar later receives 11 years for possession of a dangerous chemical weapon.

Answer 4

I don't know about you, but my patience has really been tested today. I guess it would be more of a reminder about how it's OK to shut the door and turn off the phone & e-mail for a couple of minutes and take a few deep breaths. Everyone around you benefits when you take a minute for yourself.

Answer 5

April 10, 2007...all we have to fear is fear itself. I said that every day for awhile, substituting the appropriate date for this one. Just a litany from "Der Amerikanischer Freund," but it works for lots of things!

Answer 6

Actions speak louder than words. Get off your computer. Go do something useful. Then, and only then, will you learn your life lessons.

Answer 7

Learn your own lessons. My lessons only apply to me. I would not presume to attempt to teach someone else.

Answer 8

I'll just let you know that you are a good person and that you have a purpose in this life. Whatever that purpose is, go and find it, embrace it and make yourself the best you, you can be!

Answer 9

understanding what needs to be performed, would not propose you will get it performed. i mandatory to eliminate a seat decrease back from the decrease back of a vehicle. when I took the bottom of the seat out i realized i mandatory a Torx wrench to eliminate the decrease back. i did not have one, so i could not get the activity performed. To generalize: awareness with out the flexibility is little extra acceptable than lack of understanding. (60+)

Answer 10

Beer is better on Tuesday than Monday.