Just wait for the moment! He's coming soon!
2007-04-10 08:24:23 · 38 answers · asked by Not Of This World 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
it will be a surprise!!
2007-04-10 08:32:22 · update #1
I love this kind of answers haha they will be eating their own poison!!
2007-04-10 08:34:09 · update #2
Oh no..... a fictional character is going to get me.....
I'm shaking in my stylish yet affordable heathen boots.
2007-04-10 08:36:34 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Christians: did you know that a lot of you will accept that FSM is Real, pretty Soon?!
Just wait for the moment! He's coming soon!
2007-04-10 08:28:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I don't think I will.
You also are missing one extremely important point. Existence does not equal worthyness. I assume you believe that Satan exists, but don't worship him (though I'm being presumptuous on both counts).
If you could prove to me that God exists and is accurately described by the world's various religions, I still would choose not to worship him/her/them because all religions depict a hateful, violent, childish, jealous, self-contradictory god who obviously is not omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent and certainly not loving or compassionate. A god who kills an man's whole family to win a bet with the devil, advocates the death penalty for homosexuality and disobedience to one's parents, murders those who don't believe in Him, oppresses women, encourages war against people of other faiths, and, when choosing the 10 most importabt laws, completely ignores rape, child abuse, segragation, blackmail etc in favor of laws against idol worship and blasphemy is not a god worthy of worship.
I'm wasting my time, I know, but I want you to know that you don't scare me and I won't be shamed or frightened into submitting to your oppressive laws.
2007-04-10 08:35:39 · answer #3 · answered by Dan X 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So your dead zombie god is coming back?
Will this movie be released in time to be a Summer Blockbuster, or are they going for the Holiday crowd?
Heaven's Gate was full of people like you.
You should go join them.
2007-04-10 08:36:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Which God?
Anyways, did you know giving God a name or a word is a sin? I assume every religious person in this section has used some word to identify or define God.
2007-04-10 08:29:48 · answer #5 · answered by Maikeru 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OK.
You know, Paul and Jesus thought the same thing. And so did Christians over the past 2000 or so years. And still people continue to think this time it's going to *really* happen.
2007-04-10 08:28:52 · answer #6 · answered by Underground Man 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Of course he is. Please, feel free to hold your breath.
You know, St. Peter thought the same thing, and so did St. Paul, St. James, and they actually talked to Jesus in the flesh and got the word directly from his mouth. Last I checked, more than one of them died a horrible and excruciating death while waiting for Jesus to show up. But you go ahead and feel free to hold out hope. I'm sure if you believe enough, and pray enough, and have enough faith it will come true before you die too!
2007-04-10 08:33:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Waiting.....
http://www.religioustolerance.org/end_wrl1.htm This is a list of failed prophecies from 2006 alone. There are links going back two millenniums that list hundreds of failed prophecies. You're just another one who jumped on the bandwagon.
2007-04-10 08:42:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but 2000 years do not qualify as End Times. But don't you worry. He's coming any day now!
2007-04-10 08:33:51 · answer #9 · answered by theoryparker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh huh. Sure. OK. Whatever. Excuse me, the cat just puked up a hairball. I'll get back to you.
2007-04-10 08:31:13 · answer #10 · answered by link955 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋