Woman? with big hair and sparkly boots? Man? with a 10 gallon hat and a six shooter? Is this offesive to texans? I wouldn't be offended if I was a Texan. Is this offesive to god? I wouldn't be offended if I was him either.
2007-04-10 05:47:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God couldn't be a woman, the earth isn't flat enough.
2007-04-10 05:50:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, a man, probably looks like Hoss Cartright from Bonanza.
Don't think God or Texans would be offended by that.
2007-04-10 12:53:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm a Texan and I'm not offended...I doubt God would be offended God made Texans too and he loves us inpite of ourselves lol. God Bless Texas!
2007-04-10 12:53:40 · answer #3 · answered by djmantx 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God is the murderous protagonist in the best selling novel of all time.
2007-04-10 12:49:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
No. God is a squirrel.
2007-04-10 12:51:15 · answer #5 · answered by WWTSD? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If so, see ya in hell.
2007-04-10 12:50:21 · answer #6 · answered by jonjon418 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
WHAT THE **** ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
2007-04-10 12:57:06 · answer #7 · answered by Ally cat 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋