A young teenage girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl.
The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighbourhood, but little old Grandma.
The young girl was frantic. Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.
"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line.
A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you're so old... how do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry!"
2007-04-10 05:32:57 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hhahahaha funny i couldnt stop laughing,thanks to you and a star
2007-04-10 05:38:24 · answer #1 · answered by oo00dawn00oo 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good joke....
try this one....
A cowboy rides into the desert on his horse and gets caught by Indians who bury him up to his neck in the blazing sun to die. The Indians sit around waiting and his horse grazes nearby. The horse gets real close, so the cowboy whispers in its ear. The horse gallops off and returns 2 hours later with a blonde woman wearing a long skirt and no panties, who walks over to the cowboy and squats over his head and rubs her box over his face and after a while gets off. The cowboy is fuming and calls his horse over and says I asked you to fetch me a posse.
2007-04-12 05:49:58 · answer #2 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha well good i got a sex joke for you hope you like it :) on hearing that her grandad had just died kate went and visited her nan to comfort her when she asked how he died her nan replyed by sayin that he had had a heart attack while makin love 2 her kate said that it was silly that 2 old people where havin sex as it was askin for trouble her nan replyed by sayin that they used to do it to the slow pace of the church bells as it was just the right speed she then wiped a tear from her eye and carryed on by sayin''if that dahmed ice cream van hadnt come along he would still be alive today'' :) xxx
2016-05-17 04:22:22 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2007-04-10 05:58:52 · answer #4 · answered by Pumpkin 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
another gd 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-04-10 11:35:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao haha thnks for the laughs
2007-04-12 06:26:14 · answer #6 · answered by wheelie bin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats funny but kinda sick.But very funny
2007-04-10 07:27:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one
2007-04-10 05:37:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
pukka joke! top marks plus a star!
2007-04-10 05:54:09 · answer #9 · answered by pinkchiq2 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hilarious so yeah
have a star!
hahahaha...hehehehe.
2007-04-10 06:09:46 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Gin♥and*Jen* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋