Same as a redneck atheist....
Difference is: The Christian is going to heaven
2007-04-10 02:31:22
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answered by primoa1970 7
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You know you're a redneck christian if you say "Maw, go hose the mud off the tires so you don't get your sunday dress dirty".
You know you're a redneck christian if you base your tithe upon what's left of your paycheck after cigarettes, beer and 20 giant bags of food for your pack of houndogs.
You know you're a redneck christian if your sunday best is a t-shirt with no holes in it.
You know you're a redneck christian if you wear your orange hunting vest to church so you can go straight from there to your deer post.
Am I the only one playing? lol
2007-04-10 09:31:42
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answered by glitterkittyy 7
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if you use moonshine for wine and pork rinds for wafers???
you save the Rolling Rock for sunday service and take a break from the Bush beer??
you celebrate something with a drive on a paved road???
2007-04-10 10:13:59
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answered by Anonymous
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A Christian whose neck is red.
2007-04-10 09:32:52
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answered by Alea 1
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Here's some FACTS about any christian:
hell was created by christians - so shall they go there, to their hell!
christians have KILLED more people in the history of humanity than any other group.
christians have persecuted millions of "non-believers" just because they DIDN'T believe in "christianity!
christians are by far the most brain-washed - brain-dead believers in the world today!
Here's the Solution to christianity and religion:
Create a private, personal, direct, divine Relationship with Our Creator and save your Soul from religion.
Only with Our Creator's Love and Peace will we be Truly Free!
Love and Believe in Our Creator;
Love and Believe in Yourself.
"religion is Spiritual fraud"; "religion is the Worse invention of humanity" - Jesus Christ, Buddha and any one else with Spiritual intelligence.
Without God, there is No Love; Without religion, there are No Wars!
2007-04-10 09:32:27
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answered by drwooguy 3
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They are Christian Terrorist
2007-04-10 09:39:41
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answered by onoscity 4
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If he is his own brother's uncle.
2007-04-10 09:41:05
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answered by james.parker 3
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Southern Baptist?
2007-04-10 09:31:53
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answered by purplepeace59 5
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a Christian with a red neck? i dunno, this question is a bit weird.
2007-04-10 09:37:09
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answered by Eryn v 3
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