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This is a love letter from a boy to a girl....
However, the girl's father does not like the boy and want them to stop their
relationship...... and so.. The boy wrote this letter
to the girl. He knows that the girl's father will definitely read
this letter..

1 "The great love that I have for you
2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3 grows every day. When I see you,
4 I do not even like your face;
5 the one thing that I want to do is to
6 look at other girls. I never wanted to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married, I know that I would find
12 life very difficult, and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give to you. No one is more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17 able to care for me and help me.
18 I sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
20 if you think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have no
23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that
25 I am still your boyfriend."

So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to
the girl, the boy told
the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to
read
1.3.5.7.9.11.13 (Odd No.'s) go read it once again but
the Odd Number
lines..

2007-04-10 00:17:40 · 26 answers · asked by LONE WOLF 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

26 answers

Thats clever, and really very sweet.

2007-04-10 00:21:02 · answer #1 · answered by Mas 7 · 2 0

Wow! That was my first response and my second. I hope it does not get reported but just in case I am going to copy the text and save it. That sure packs a lot of punch into a small package. I probably should not even be out of bed right now but I had to get up for a bit. I have the flu and have been in bed most of the last two days. At least I think that is how long. Feeling mentally fuzzy is an understatement. Apparently in the last couple of days I have started an email to one person, forgot who I was writing to and right in the middle switched over to writing to another person. I am not sure how many times I did that but I now know of twice. I am going to get teased by my friends for a while over that, I am sure. Time to go. I dozed off for and when I woke up had started writing to someone else and then it hit me the screen looked funny. I had to delete some stuff. I wonder if it is a reaction to the medication or perhaps my fever? I will have to read this again when I am feeling better. I just hope I did not ramble too much.. Peace and prayers to all

2016-05-21 05:12:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

John Boy - it looks like you're just an old romantic.
Still, it makes a change from some of the filthy, disgusting, vulgar and unintelligible, childish drivel that too often appears here.

Goodnight, John Boy (I've always wanted to say that!)

2007-04-10 01:39:15 · answer #3 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 0 0

nice 1 10/10

2007-04-10 00:24:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Good one try this

A cowboy rides into the desert on his horse and gets caught by Indians who bury him up to his neck in the blazing sun to die. The Indians sit around waiting and his horse grazes nearby. The horse gets real close, so the cowboy whispers in its ear. The horse gallops off and returns 2 hours later with a blonde woman wearing a long skirt and no panties, who walks over to the cowboy and squats over his head and rubs her box over his face and after a while gets off. The cowboy is fuming and calls his horse over and says I asked you to fetch me a posse.

2007-04-12 05:45:05 · answer #5 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 0 0

Aaaaaaaah so sweet. Love makes the world go round.

2007-04-10 00:26:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

nice one 9/10

2007-04-10 00:45:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It is a very sweet love letter.

2007-04-10 00:25:45 · answer #8 · answered by coldblooded 2 · 2 0

thats good 10/10

2007-04-10 01:29:56 · answer #9 · answered by Jazz Lover 2 · 0 0

omg thats so romantic!
and it makes the father happy also lol

2007-04-10 00:25:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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