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...all of the batteries in your house go missing and your wife has locked herself in the bedroom?

2007-04-09 23:45:40 · 17 answers · asked by latymer_crown 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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that your slackin homey

2007-04-09 23:48:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

you have been temporarily replaced in the bedroom.


or it could be almost time to change all the batteries in the toys for the kids.


either way you're stuck

2007-04-10 06:54:35 · answer #2 · answered by Lazrus 6 · 1 0

If you hear an annoying sound like zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... then she probably does the hoovering in the bathroom with the battery hoover!

2007-04-10 06:50:11 · answer #3 · answered by M?r?? P 5 · 2 0

If she comes out of the bathroom with chipped teeth.... she just got warmed up for you.....

If she comes back from the bathroom with weak knees & sweaty, just tell her "good night" .... try again tomorrow.

2007-04-10 06:54:17 · answer #4 · answered by Cookie Monster 5 · 2 0

sounds like you have been replaced with a battery operated device

2007-04-10 06:48:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

that maybe you need to spend a wee bit more time with her ;)
or....invest in a toy that plugs into the wall lol

2007-04-10 06:51:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hmmmm...
I believe she is using it for a flashlight and probably cleaning under the bed.... yeah... cleaning... probably...

2007-04-10 07:27:02 · answer #7 · answered by Captain A-Hole 5 · 2 0

Are ya missin' all your remote controls too?

2007-04-10 06:59:31 · answer #8 · answered by legendary~cool 7 · 1 0

She's having fun without you!

2007-04-10 06:57:05 · answer #9 · answered by Dr. D. AKA Evil Woman 5 · 0 0

it's time you wired your house on solar energy

2007-04-10 06:48:51 · answer #10 · answered by payday 4 · 1 0

she misses the old you.

2007-04-10 06:49:19 · answer #11 · answered by sideways 7 · 2 0

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