Who opened that first 'oyster' and said "My, my, my. Now doesn't 'this' look yummy!"

Answer 1

It was actually Thog, a Neanderthal boy who was abandoned by his tribe and raised by a kindly family of river otters. After being rescued from the wild, at the age of 16, by a roving band of Homo Habilis, Thog invented peer pressure and soon all the little proto-humans were "shell guzzling." To this day, the tradition survives in many societies.

Answer 2

Oysters have always been linked with love. When Aphrodite, the Greek goddess of love, sprang forth from the sea on an oyster shell and promptly gave birth to Eros, the word "aphrodisiac" was born. Centuries later, Casanova himself would start a meal eating 12 dozen oysters--no doubt fortifying himself for the evening's pleasures.

Answer 3

Chuck Norris.

Answer 4

Good point....

Same person who pointed at a cows titties and said "I'm gonna drink whatever comes out of those"

for the record, I loveeeeeeeeeeeeeee raw oysters!

Answer 5

I never have had oyster cuz it doesn't look yummy to me...too snotty looking.

Answer 6

Adam the first time Eve told him "Not tonight Honey I have a headache."

Answer 7

Definitely a man

Answer 8

The first guy who saw an animal do it and realized he could eat it too.

Answer 9

George Bush Jr.

Answer 10

ha ha. When my son was very young he very seriously said, "I think the bravest person that ever lived was the guy who told his buddies 'I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of that chicken's butt".