2007-04-09 17:15:18 · 18 answers · asked by rosey 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
cant say, this is a family forum
2007-04-10 13:10:02 · answer #1 · answered by Batson D. Belfrey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah - a challenge.
I'd invite you into a one or two person canoe, early one morning. Let you watch the birds fly overhead in the morning sunrise. You'd look to the empty space in front of you and find a folded note. The note would say:
"The bottom of this canoe has a hunk of beef taped to it. The pool you are in, is the feeding pit for several large alligators. If you draw attention to yourself, they will detect the disturbance in the water and come for a visit. They are used to being fed from the canoe in the morning"
You will look up, searching for a sign of the gators. You will notice a ripple in the water, coming ever so slowly towards you. You want to paddle, but that might attract more of the beasts, so you will save that for when it becomes obvious they've seen you.
You don't want to put your hand in the water, but you have no choice. You look to see if you can loosen the tape, but its on there very tight. The ripples get closer and you feel you must start paddling soon if you are to have any chance of escaping.
Just as you put the paddle into the water, something grabs it and it comes out of your hand. The ripple definitely starts coming towards you faster.
And that's when I'd jump out of the water right in front of you hollering, April Fools. There aren't any gators, just string and a piece of water logged wood.
Eeewoo, I'm so mean. Now, didn't that just make your day?
Well, you get a star for puttin up with me.
2007-04-09 17:49:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I would do all the housework for the day..wait on you all the day long..make sure your glass was always full..dry your back after your hot bath...cook your favorite meal..play your favorite songs..and if all that did not cheer you up,I'd just hold you and let you get it all out.*hugs you* "It's ok love,I'm here for you.
2007-04-09 17:31:38 · answer #3 · answered by FatBoy!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Giving you a star
2007-04-09 17:17:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would start by clearing the sky of clouds, and piling them up just below the Eastern horizon, so they give you a beautiful sunrise. Then I would . . . . .well, that depends on a lot of things . . .(VBG)
2007-04-09 17:23:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are like me, there are times when I just want to be left alone so I would leave you alone.
2007-04-09 17:20:25 · answer #6 · answered by Marenight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give you a towel, a bar of soap and aim you toward the shower
PS you're going alone
2007-04-09 17:18:04 · answer #7 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give you a footy frank
2007-04-09 19:04:39 · answer #8 · answered by Kimberly day 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give you a star, then watch a movie, go out if you want, or just say what you want
2007-04-09 18:10:06 · answer #9 · answered by hih 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a wink and a smile to make ya happy..
2007-04-09 17:18:00 · answer #10 · answered by flashmp1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give you a star and give you a hug!
2007-04-09 17:20:51 · answer #11 · answered by Livia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋