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Are you referring to the movie Minority Report in which the crazy doctor gave Tom Cruise an eye transplant using a China-man's eyes as a bad joke? Sorry, I tend to take even silly questions too seriously.

2007-04-09 16:56:14 · answer #1 · answered by HoneyBunny 7 · 0 0

Huh? What??? I almost didn't answer this cuz it's just so freakin' odd of a query...but my creative mind got to a-thinkin' and in all honestly, I'd say 12...12 bears stapled to the roof of your mouth would absolutely astound him...need any help? I'm here for ya! Either as your cheerleader or your staple gun operator!!!

Good luck with your quest!!!

xoxoxoxox *But why Tom Cruise???? There are so many others out there that are just so much more yummy girl!

2007-04-09 23:54:20 · answer #2 · answered by SweetKarma 4 · 1 0

the question should be "How many bears do you have to staple to the roof of Tom Cruise's mouth for him to give your eyes back?" but lets face it you need new eyes, who knows what he's done to yours.

2007-04-09 23:53:27 · answer #3 · answered by ...hello? 3 · 1 0

Find a way to make him taller and use the bears on the roof of your mouth to maul him. Otherwise just steal eyes from Paris Hilton, shes doesnt need them anyways.

2007-04-09 23:54:00 · answer #4 · answered by thatssoomeean 1 · 1 0

Bears will become extinct by the time you have your eyes back.

Stretch those mouth muscles.

2007-04-09 23:54:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

0...Tom Cruise will poop your eyes out in a few hours...we put a laxative in his eyeball soup.

2007-04-09 23:51:36 · answer #6 · answered by Mizz SJG 7 · 1 0

Tom Cruise stole your eyse and he's still blind....that pretty bad.

2007-04-09 23:50:31 · answer #7 · answered by Tool 4 · 1 0

No, no, no, no. It's" Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of there country ". Now try it again.

2007-04-09 23:55:57 · answer #8 · answered by Jackolantern 7 · 0 0

4.

2007-04-09 23:50:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

He gave his eyes to Vietnam... oh wait, or was that his popularity> They are so easily confusable

2007-04-09 23:52:34 · answer #10 · answered by Fluffy Rover 5 · 1 0

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