I'm someone's secret admirer, and I'm writing them a poem.
Make it nice though, please.
2007-04-09 16:41:41 · 31 answers · asked by Joel Is Depressed 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
then i'll take away my life
so we can be together forever
come on baby... don't say never
i'm sooooooo creative... do me...
2007-04-09 16:47:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Will you be my wife?
Have to say though, that "I'll stab you with a knife" is not something one would generally like to hear from a secret admirer.
2007-04-09 23:46:12 · answer #2 · answered by ellieoshkosh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And your putting I'll stab you with a knife in it ? You sound like a stalker not an secret admirer !!!!! Make it nice, maybe she will stab you with a knife !!!!! And end your strife !!!!!
2007-04-09 23:51:51 · answer #3 · answered by Diana 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My life is incomplete with out you in my life,please oh please be my wife,if I can't have you as the love of my life and for you to become my wife,then no matter how much it pains me I will have to stab you with a knife.(I can't think of any thing that would be nice that rhymes with I'II stab you with a knife).
2007-04-10 00:02:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll stab you with a knife and make it nice.
2007-04-09 23:44:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, it's not going to rhyme, but with secret admirer's like you, who needs stalkers?
2007-04-09 23:45:17 · answer #6 · answered by ♫ frosty ♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I'll stab you with a knife when the moments just right."
"I'll stab you with a knife when the moon is just right."
"I''ll stab you with a knife when the pigs are in flight."
When the moon is full and bright.
2007-04-09 23:47:42 · answer #7 · answered by fraz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. Check out Bryan Adams "Cuts Like a Knife". Maybe that can help you. You can plagiarize as well as be offensive.
2007-04-09 23:45:54 · answer #8 · answered by AKA FrogButt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if you switch it around a bit and end the sentance with "stab" you could follow up with something about "rehab".
"I'll stab you with a knife.
Since I've loved you all your life"
That's the best I could come up with.
2007-04-10 10:55:44 · answer #9 · answered by 1K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll stab you with a knife if you keep asking stupid questions
2007-04-09 23:44:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
I'll stab you with a knife
I am glad to take your life
I'll stab you with a knife
And be good to your wife
2007-04-09 23:53:50 · answer #11 · answered by Alex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋