2007-04-09 16:24:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
In order to revive his lagging career, Jon Lovitz developed a magic show, exclusively for the Las Vegas strip, featuring Jessica Simpson balancing a ketchup bottle on a ping pong paddle while making Jon's gerbil disappear. It's getting rave reviews.
2007-04-10 14:52:50 · answer #1 · answered by feather girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jessica Simpson and beau Jon Lovitz were chasing a gerbil with a Ping Pong Paddle full of Ketchup--too easy
2007-04-09 17:10:49 · answer #2 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jon Lovitz attempted to answer Jessica Simpson's question on the source of ketchup but unfortunately had to go to the ER because he got a ping pong paddle stuck up his *** while trying to retreive the gerbil that wandered away.
2007-04-09 16:38:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jon Lovitz spanked Jessica Simpson with a Pong Paddle while thier pet gerbil swam in ketchup
2007-04-09 16:30:12 · answer #4 · answered by Cookie Monster 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jessica Simpson, while cheating on John Mayer with Jon Lovitz, has just covered her gerbil in ketchup in order to hit the ketchuped gerbil with her ping pong paddle.
2007-04-09 16:28:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jessica Simpson and Jon Lovitz played ping pong using a ping pong paddle, a gerbil and some ketchup.
2007-04-09 16:28:13 · answer #6 · answered by t s 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Weird dreams. Talk of weird dreams.
You know who Jon Lovitz is, right? He was in this threesome with Johnny Carson and Lassie and a Gerbil asked to join in. At first I thought that Johnny would say No, but Lassie said OK. I watched them fumble about and Jon poked Johnny hard in the eye, so Ed McMahon hit him with a Ping-Pong Paddle upside the head. Johnny ask Ed to do it again, so he did.
Soon Lassie and the gerbil left cause they didn't see anything funny in that. As Johnny's next guest, I came onto the show and Johnny asked me to do a trick. I told him I could if I could get a woman from the audience on to the stage to volunteer. Johnny asked what I was gonna do and I told him, earn some red-wings.
So Ed got me a bottle of Ketchup and the lady turned out to be Jessica Simpson. And wouldn't you know it, I woke before we got to McDonald's special sauce.
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2007-04-09 16:42:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
while putting ketchup on her fries, jessica simpson managed to carefully remove the gerbil from john lovitz's ear with a ping pong paddle!
2007-04-09 16:29:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sometimes Jon Loveitz forces jessica simpson to swallow gerbils after he ties her up and smashes her into a tiny closet, compacting her face into the small space coercively with a ping pong paddle which incidentally is covered in bunny ketchup.
2007-04-09 16:32:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋