When Life hands you lemons...?

Question

...do you (a) use them to pelt people who tell you to make lemonade, (b) tell Life to keep its hands to itself, or (c) ______ ?

Answer 1

C. Smash them into little itty bits with the biggest sledge hammer I can find and scream "how do you like me now?" at the top of my lungs.

Phew, glad I could get that off my chest. Thanx

Answer 2

LMAO. You are TOO FUNNY! That's a good question...I would pelt the people telling me to make lemonade and then tell life to keep its hands to itself!

Answer 3

How many lemons are we talking about here? Like, a handful (five or less)? A whole crate of them? Lemons are a small fruit....

c1) With a handful, they'd go in the fridge, I'd chop them in half and use the *lemon juice* as a deodorant (like the ancient Romans did).

c2) With something closer to a crate....I'd likely use the chopped lemons to clean house too, mainly to scrub my tile floors and walls. Maybe my windows too.

Of course, it might be fun to squeeze up some Citron Age too (think primitive, pre-sugar French lemonade) and see how much freshly-squeezed, clarified *straight lemon juice* my neighbors could take before either reaching for the sugar or trying to *water it down*. ^_^

But that would be mean, wouldn't it? ^_^

Answer 4

Furniture polish or Mister Clean (lemon scented). Or Lemon Glow.

Answer 5

(a) Food fights are only fun if everybody plays... and the softer the lemons, the better (that juice can sting, though!)
(b) Life has a way of doing as she sees fit, so I do not presume to offer Life unsolicited advice.
(c) I've always been fond of lemon in tea... makes a good astringent... great for adding to water to clear your throat if you are singing a lot... and lemon pie... even more fun to throw!

Answer 6

pelt people who tell me to make lemonade

Answer 7

I make a lemon drop martini

Answer 8

open a lemonade stand

Answer 9

C- squirt lemon juice in my enemies eyes

btw i kinda stole this from happy bunny...

Answer 10

I make lemonade!