I love my dead mommy! She just bought me a potato sack so we could participate. Now she's dead! I was thinking that I could take her urn, and race the track with her, ya know?! I don't want to choke anyone with her ashes, or cause some allergy fits.
How can I keep mommy in her urn?
Do you think we have a chance of winning?
2007-04-09 16:08:01 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LMFAO! Gooodd timmess!
2007-04-09 16:14:33 · update #1
Tape the urn closed.....depends on how fast you are solo!
2007-04-09 16:13:51 · answer #1 · answered by ~angie~ 6 · 1⤊ 4⤋
How could you even ask a question like that. I'm assuming by your details that you are immature or making a "joke". Think of it this way, how would you really feel if it were true? I highly doubt that you would be here asking that question. There are some people that have lost their parents at a young age. Please don't make it worse for them! Walk a mile in their shoes before you say something this horrific.
2007-04-09 16:15:22 · answer #2 · answered by bugsbunnylookalike2001 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
When my mother passed away,
I was devastated,
I didn't eat for two days and I wept for three.
My thoughts were a labyrinth of chaos, darkness, and despair.
and if ANYONE spoke as disrespectfully of her passing as you are speaking of yours, then Mom's would not be the ONLY grave dug that month.
Show some respect, if not for your mother, but for respect of those who love and mourn her passing, weeping of all the things they will never share with her again, and I am not talking about a #$%^& potato sack race.
What the H3LL?!
2007-04-09 16:17:39 · answer #3 · answered by Matticus Kole 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
You might get dirty. I wouldn't recommend it.
What I do recommend is that the next time you ask a question, make sure it's funny,
And finally... would the Wikipedia person stop posting long answers! Really annoying.
2007-04-09 16:14:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Other competitors might complain , ask the sack race organizers to make a special catagory for you and others in your perdicament. . I doubt they would say "no " to your dead Mommy . Good Luck Cookie
2007-04-09 16:12:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
I'll go with xnothing,tape the urn shut and good luck!!
2007-04-09 16:18:06 · answer #6 · answered by wild1highinvamountains 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
How can you participate in a race when you're pissing blood?
But sure, why not, I'm sure she'll enjoy it very much
2007-04-09 16:10:53 · answer #7 · answered by KC 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nah, you gotta do it before they cremate her! An urn is not allowed and your leg must by tied to her leg....Maybe if you just hack off her leg then I think that would be allowed!!!
2007-04-09 16:11:58 · answer #8 · answered by Violation Notice 6 · 3⤊ 3⤋
That's the most horrible thing I've ever heard!!! Why would you ask something like that?
2007-04-09 16:11:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
I think this apparent humor is too macabre for most individuals. Winning? I think you've already lost it.
2007-04-09 16:11:49 · answer #10 · answered by ♫ frosty ♫ 6 · 5⤊ 2⤋