Big foot could be their Party Chairperson...Elvis could give the keynote address at their first nominating convention...and security could be provided by the little green men from Area 51.
2007-04-09 16:04:41 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Come on now, no bashing Republicans or Democrats. Let's work together on this one and come up with a good name for this new party.
2007-04-09 16:11:50 · update #1
lol
I can see that selecting a "Best Answer" is going to be a challenge!
2007-04-09 16:13:17 · update #2
LMAO
Great Answers! I particularly like the suggested names for the newest American Political Party!
2007-04-09 16:24:04 · update #3
Gabriel: lol You even "spam" your answers to this question! To date, I have posted repeated questions debunking your "conspiracy fantasies". You have responded with anti-Bush rhetoric and used "youtube" as your authoritative source.
2007-04-09 17:02:05 · update #4
Their party symbol: a tinfoil hat.
Their slogan: STOP WATCHING ME!!
Their title: Bipolar party
Their agenda: Convice Bigfoot and the abominal snowman to live in peace. The fighting is just sensless.
The would agree to raise the taxes on the illegal aliens (ie.. martians), and Give Elvis and impersonator a tax break if they will stop the suicide bombings of the peanut plantations.
2007-04-09 16:18:31 · answer #1 · answered by Chrissy 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I wonder where the "tinfoil hat" reference originated. I remember an NYPD Blue episode that referred to it. Was that the first time it was used?
Also, I must admit that I have my suspicions about the JFK assassination. But this is based on the physics involved, not any grand theory of "who had the power" or "who benefits." It's a "bottom-up," rather than a"top-down," suspicion. I just think that, based on the physical and photographic evidence, there's a higher likelhood that something else other than Oswald firing from the rear (and no one else)killed Kennedy. And many experts have raised questions about TWA Flight 800.
I know I didn't answer in the spirit you asked, and I might sound like a kook. Wouldn't be the first time! Oh well.
PS I think the 9/11 conspiracy theorists are idiots. I believe my own eyes and common sense, not them.
2007-04-10 07:53:28 · answer #2 · answered by American citizen and taxpayer 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Personal attacks are the last refuge of the weak-minded. I noticed you can't refute my points on an intellectual basis, so of course you try to bring the entire board down to your level.
Do you have anything intelligent to say about it or are you going to continue to show everyone just how little you understand about this issue? I'm guessing the latter.
2007-04-09 23:55:02 · answer #3 · answered by Amelie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
should conspiracy deniers be re-educated in world history?
don't be naive. and just because you are not afraid to face the facts about 9/11 does not mean you believe all conspiracy theories. I believe we landed on the moon, and i believe that the holocaust happened, of course. and 9/11 was not done by the jews, it was done by a criminal element of the U.S.& foreign governments. We don't even think that bush was involved in the planning of it. but he must of known about it - and he did his share to cover it up. if this was a criminal trial, he would be convicted as an accomplice, because it would be proven beyond a shadow of a doubt. and just think if we were allowed to get to all of those documents that are classified under "National Security." They could prove themselves innocent if they would declassify certain documents......and if rudy did not quickly destroy all of the debris on ground zero, it could have been studied by investigators other than those who answer to bush.
-uzi how do you know that people who can see through the government stories don't have an answer? listen to alex jones, and you will see better who "conspiracy theorists" are. We are patriots and we are trying to protect the united states from powerful elite criminals who want to create a new world order. don't question our intentions.
As for "conspiracy theorists" - well, we out number you. over 2/3 of the american people believe that JFK was not murdered by Oswald.
2007-04-09 23:22:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
no because they often hype up stories to make them interesting, which of course is nothing really wrong in doing so as long as it does not change the truth. However, conspiracy theorists do not offer solutions to today's problems, so how will they be effective. Watch Man of the Year starring Robin Williams.
2007-04-09 23:17:42 · answer #5 · answered by Bo Selecta 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
What a concept.......They could all be gathered up and sent to Iraq .. Hillary and Pelosi could be the Pres. and Vice,and Rosie could be the spokesman. All their followers would receive a free one way ticket first class. They could then be their own government and country, that would be much more enriching for them than forming their own political party here. Since they detest all that we stand for here.
PJ Proud Military Wife
2007-04-09 23:18:15 · answer #6 · answered by P. J 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Come now! A party of Conspiracy Theorists would be even more disorganized than the Democrats. They would be unable to agree on anything. I know from studying "Jewish Conspiracy" nonsense, and "Commie Plot" literature, and the malarkey from those who blame the Vatican for every possible evil over the centuries. They all blame their respective boogeymen for the same things. One will say the Jews started the Civil War, another will say the Catholic Church did. How can such lunacy be subsumed under one party?
The Republican Party has its share of lunacy, but it's lunacy they all agree on. That's necessary for a cohesive party.
2007-04-09 23:17:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 4⤋
"20/20 Hind Sight"
or
"Dare to see-Dare to follow through"
They all look backwards. All stop at the past. None continue to the present. Afraid to project into a future scenario, because that would prove them right.
This one's for NY.
2007-04-09 23:20:19 · answer #8 · answered by Wonka 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I thought I already answered this one , but apparently not .
I think they should name their party " The Dream Police "
I can see em now , at their National Convention in Roswell .
All of them singing in unison
The Dream Police they live inside of my head
The Dream Police they come to me in my bed
The Dream Police they're comin to arrest me . .Oooo nooo !
Or they could sing , " I Always Feel Like. . . Somebodys Watching Me ".
2007-04-10 07:27:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
it would make life much simpler for us... but all of them together might spell trouble. Problem is none of 'em think that they are conspiracy theorists. So we would have to devise a conspiracy in such a way as that uniting into one poltical party will stop the aliens led by Tupac, The shooter from the Grassy Knoll and... the resurrected king of conspiracies Edgar Hoover.
2007-04-09 23:11:32 · answer #10 · answered by Brent L 1 · 3⤊ 4⤋