2007-04-09 15:16:27 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Tell me I'm pretty!
2007-04-09 15:19:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
A roof over my head,maybe some KFC chicken now and then,oh yeah,and one of those cool matching cult track suits.Lets not forget the matching Nikes man!Then I'm there,oh yea,let me keep my nads,like the other guy said.Just let me know when the space ships coming to pick us up to meet up with the comet.I can hardly wait!WOOHOO!
2007-04-09 15:27:17 · answer #2 · answered by Al S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Free dental, eyeglass, and health insurance benefits, without any co-pay; a weeks worth of clothing with the promise of renewal every 6 months, for me and members of my nuclear family; a reasonable food allotment; and reasonable, bug-free, warm, dry, utilities included living quarters, with enough space for me and my 13 kids. We will serve you well and will work to help your economy.
2007-04-09 15:25:23 · answer #3 · answered by What, what, what?? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, your so lost and don't know what to believe in. That's sad, so now you make something up and waste your life in it. Hmmmm....sounding pretty dang pathetic. Well, I'm sorry, but I would never join. Life doesn't need a cult. It requires the love of the Lord our Savior and the commitment to his eternal reward. Try that on for size.
2007-04-09 15:20:22 · answer #4 · answered by The Random Blonde 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
A movie theater cult so we can watch movies all the time. And money.
2007-04-09 15:29:51 · answer #5 · answered by stephenkings_heir 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, interesting question. Pledge of allegiance to any rock band we like, Sundays are always free, every Friday we have a fish fry, and remain open minded. I'm weary about a fee though.
2007-04-09 15:21:24 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Army boots, Army clothes, Army helmets, And M4's M16'a AT4's SPR's ( Special Perpose Rifle) M4A4, And lots of grenades!
2007-04-09 15:20:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Midnight pool access, towel warmers, imprinted cult mints and baby tees with our colorful logo emblazened on the front.
2007-04-09 15:20:07 · answer #8 · answered by Sleek 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm pretty jaded so you would really have to be charismatic and prove to me that my life was going to be a heck of a lot better with you than it is now.
2007-04-09 15:22:18 · answer #9 · answered by kbama 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Free b-jobs (from female believers)
Sleep in every day
No hard labour
I get to keep my money, not you
No ridiculous indoctrination
Matter of fact, if you did all that then you wouldnt have a cult ...
2007-04-09 15:20:01 · answer #10 · answered by zappafan 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
you would need to give us a briefing on the cult
2007-04-09 15:18:57 · answer #11 · answered by angelaleman13 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋