2007-04-09 10:18:11 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i invite them to foxtrot uniform charlie kilo oscar foxtrot foxtrot....but being English i always say please
2007-04-10 08:21:01 · answer #1 · answered by billy s 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lay on the horn like there is no tomorrow, then I drive right under their bumper and keep on the horn, and the first opportunity I swerve around them and brake hard, scaring them into a swerve of their own, and when they lose control and finally give up and go into the other lane, their car suddenly explodes into a million pieces. Then I drag the driver's cinged body from the car and beat their face in until they admit they suck at driving worse than stevie wonder on a day off. And there will be no more horrible driving from that guy. Ah...... yes. Massive explosions of horrible driverness.
If only.
2007-04-09 10:24:10 · answer #2 · answered by red 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If it is just cutting off, then it is no big deal. However if there is a left turn blinker as soon as I'm cut off, then the bird starts to fly. Maybe with a dash of horn in there too. And I am not about letting someone know just what I think of them as I go by. This last one works well with those in a convertible.
2007-04-09 15:51:07 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell stories with my friends about times we had almost accidents. EX) One time I was driving on the Sprain Brook Parkway and some man was backing up in the right lane! I slammed on the brakes, and just avoided hitting him, and somebody skidded to the side to avoid hitting me. Fortunately my T-Bird was not damaged!
2007-04-09 10:22:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just sigh and shake my head. I used to yell and display obscene finger jestures, until two things happened.
1. I figured out that a lot of angry people keep guns in their cars.
2. My daughters became old enough to parrot the old man.
2007-04-09 10:24:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Curse at them with double curse words like m-effer or c-s*cker and give them the middle finger except I don't let them see it because people have been shot at on the roads around here for a lot less. Then I say a prayer of thanks that I didn't get in an accident because of the ******.
2007-04-09 10:26:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just hit the brakes. I can't steer and brake and honk at the same time, so I almost never honk. Follow 'em kinda close for 10 seconds or so, cool off, back away.
2007-04-09 10:21:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anniekd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jump right back in front of they're azz and slow to a crawl...cause I'm the "King of the Road". They better not him the Pinto, it's a classic.
2007-04-09 10:22:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hit the trunk monkey button
2007-04-09 10:20:50 · answer #9 · answered by Rob 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Breath a sigh and wonder where's the fire. I can choose how I act and react. I try not to let someone else "control" my emotions.
2007-04-09 10:21:10 · answer #10 · answered by Kerry 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
usually flip them off...and cuss...once this guy cut off my husband, so my hubby got ahead and cut him off and then opened a can of touch up paint and through it out the sunroof...
2007-04-09 11:06:38 · answer #11 · answered by amysup2 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋