1. Man is not the measure.
2. Man is not inherently evil.
3. Whatever you think you know, think again.
2007-04-09 09:37:22
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Something true but funny about men
The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules"
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fr uit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as SEX, CARS, the shotgun formation,
or BASKETBALL.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
2007-04-09 16:45:17
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answer #2
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answered by sunayana b 2
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In trying not to plagiarize Aristotle's philosophies. In your question you give to clues. 1) know, 2)learned. This reads as if you are doing a class assignment.
As I did this. I needed to separate my self as a man among men and positioned and pretended to be as a lofty one(a Greek god Thor). This was to get a perspective of mans doing's from day one(as far back as you can imagine) observing all aspects in the daily life. from the individuals role to the role of governments and the concerted efforts of all governments to alleviate social ills.
In taking a hard look at advancements(all aspects) or lack thereof. Is man making progress? One step forward, 4 backward. What is mankind's destiny? I will not go into my philosophy.
However, I will say that we are at odds with those humans whom believe they are "Gods" and are herding people, shaping the destiny according to their own end means. Taking a hard look at what is going on now and you can hear or see these unsociable ongoings in watching the tube,reading good sources. Greed, does seem to be a major contributor to the ills that are pointing mankind in the wrong direction at this stage in mankind's growth(only a part of my philosophy). Basically, After you have taken a look at the big picture as it is now and applying your own philosophy(ideologies) too the best outcome that mankind can obtain.
2007-04-09 17:23:18
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answer #3
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answered by BONES 4
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before making /creating ideas about man, i think its important to learn about yourself,,,, know yourself,,,,,, decide what your philosophy/philosophies are, then view how others are like or unlike you, no matter what you come up with, remember, there will always be people "who break the mold" who dont fit into a general category,,,,, and most subjects,, have several categories, no one theory explains all humans in any given circumstance,,,,,,,, even if it explains many or yourself
2007-04-09 16:45:36
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answer #4
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answered by dlin333 7
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Everything you know goes into your philosophy. As you learn more, your philosophy will change.
2007-04-09 16:46:47
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answer #5
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answered by Dr Know It All 5
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The discussion of objective and subjective reality is an effective starting point.
What we think we see isn't necessarily reality.
Hmm?
2007-04-09 16:44:33
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answer #6
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answered by ? 6
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man eating another man direct or undirectly , or virus
2007-04-09 16:49:35
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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