uhmmm...that's why men normally keep dogs as pets...
ALL CATS ARE GAY!!! that's why their women's pets...
2007-04-09 09:13:59
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answered by full_tilt_boogie 4
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Come on, dude. He's a cat. If he really is romantically in love with you, the bigger issue would probably be that you are a human and he is a cat. Species tend to be a bigger line to cross than gender when it comes to sexual orientation. Just lay of the Tag body spray for sick cats!
2007-04-09 09:13:34
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answered by rasputina 2
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Throw him a coming out party with the other neighborhood cats, get some rainbow streamers and a rainbow catnip flavored cake, dress him up like Liza Manelli and throw your arms around him and tell him you accept him for who he is! Tell him you know that he didn't CHOOSE this life of homosexuality, that it just came as part of him, and DON'T forget to tell him you love him no matter what, but that if he brings home a boyfriend, he should use discretion and have SAFE sex in a private room near the litter box...
2007-04-09 09:15:57
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answered by Anonymous
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You need to give in to the cat. Cats have feelings to and it's not up to you to withhold the cat it's expression of sexuality.
There are laws about having sex with animals but I believe there is a claws in the law for cats.
2007-04-09 09:18:48
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answered by Atheist 3
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lol silly i think your being paranoid.
one thing to do to decrease his sex drive would be to neuter him. plus, it helps prevent overpopulation and helps the health of your pet.
maybe you'll find this helpful ( got it off a website)
Neuter Your Male Cats
This is the most proactive step. Neutering is a simple surgery with a very quick recovery period. Besides preventing unwanted pregnancies, neutering a male will help mitigate certain problem behavior found in whole males, and it will help prevent certain medical conditions, too.
* Neutered cats are less likely to spray strong urine
* Neutered cats will lose the urge to fight
* Neutered cats will be less likely to try to escape
* Neutered cats will not suffer the abscesses from fighting
* Neutered cats will be less likely to contract diseases such as FeLV and FIV
* Neutered cats will not be subject to testicular cancer
* Neutered cats will not likely develop "stud tail," caused by overactive glands in the tail
* Neutered cats have a decreased risk of mammary cancer
Basically, you have every reason to neuter your male cat. He will be a much more pleasant companion, and will ultimately be happier and healthier.
Spay Your Female Cats
Anyone who has lived through the misery of having a female cat in almost constant heat cycles will attest that it is not a pleasant experience. Their loud calling, often accompanied by spraying urine (to attract a mate) are evidence that they are, if not actually physically in pain, at least uncomfortable and unhappy.
Aside from the very real feline overpopulation problem, there are some valid health reasons for spaying female cats.
* Decreased Risk of Mammary Cancer
Ideally, to give a female cat protection against mammary cancer, she should be spayed prior to her first heat. Each subsequent heat brings a greater chance of mammary cancer at a later time.
* Eliminates Risk of Ovarian or Uterine Cancer
Spaying a cat involves the removal of the uterus and ovaries. No organs: no cancer; simple as that.
* Eliminates Chances of Pyometritis
Pyometra is a virulent bacteria that attacks the uterus of cats, usually a week or so after estrus, and is a potentially fatal infection.
The old adage that "if you are not part of the solution, you are part of the problem" is particularly applicable to unwanted pregnancy in cats.
2007-04-09 09:14:33
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answered by Anonymous
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Its because its spring and your cat is in heat. If he isnt already go to the vet and get him spayed or neutered so you dont end up with man cat juice all over your house. And if you get a female cat, then he probably wont pay attention to you.
2007-04-09 09:12:53
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answered by Anonymous
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rotflmao
If your cat has a thing for you, he's not just gay, he's probably really disturbed. I mean, if you told me you had a thing for your cat, that'd be pretty sick, right?
I think you should have him put to sleep...unless the feelings are mutual. In that case, you should call animal control before you do something you'll regret.
2007-04-09 09:14:47
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answered by FLTeacher 3
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Your cat is not gay. He just wants to be petted. Thats why they rub on owners legs.
2007-04-09 09:13:04
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answered by missgigglebunny 7
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My brother said the you should buy him another gay cat so they can live together. I say that cats can't get gay. You can choose witch one you like. :)
2007-04-09 09:17:01
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answered by Gracielugabby 2
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Cat's smell and lick other cat's butt's it doesn't make them gay it makes them a cat...as for rubbing you...all cats do it...stop being so paranoid..maybe you are the one who is gay!
2007-04-09 09:13:02
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answered by Anonymous
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See if he can make you sexually climax. If he can do this at least 3 times per week, your cat may be gay.
2007-04-09 09:13:04
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answered by Anonymous
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