I think this is the BEST question I've ever seen.
I have several stories:
Me and my girlfriend had been going out for only 2 weeks. We went to see a movie, and on the way out of the theater, I was all "I GOTTA GO!!!!" and I ran in the bathroom.
Then there was taht time in 2nd grade... I didn't make it.
OK a real didn't make it story. I went to a BBQ and ate about 20 pork ribs. turns out the human body isn't made for that much pork meat, and I had 2 guys in my car. I didn't make it.
Again with my girlfriend, we went for a romantic weekend to Las Vegas. While she was in the bath "getting ready"... yeah I had to go. I stunk up the hotel room. Romantic eh?
Then there's long car rides. That's NEVER fun. Had a few of those.
The moral of the story is: IBS SUCKS!!!
Oh I forgot about the time I went to Finland and I was staying at this family's house and what I had for lunch didn't like me. So I had just the loudest nastiest squirts ever, and after I got out one of their friends was there. I was pretty embarassed.
hey this is Jimbo. wassup!
2007-04-09 09:14:35
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answered by Jimbo will report you!!! 1
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A fashion show releasing the new Fall line about 2 years ago. I missed out on the girls in their undies to read an old copy of Readers Digest.
2007-04-09 16:13:14
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answered by Rod Rod Go 6
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In an 18 wheeler hauling hot asphalt to a road crew. Didn't quite make it back to the plant to the blue room!
2007-04-09 16:15:28
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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I was in a volleyball tournament, had the squirts, and literally ran to the stinking bathrooms at Huntington Beach.
2007-04-09 17:08:46
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answered by Anonymous
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on a school trip to the sussex roman museum ithink it was roman i was ill and i wanted to go on the trip i got to the loo in time though)
2007-04-09 16:15:44
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answer #5
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answered by sassy g 4
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at my kids school when I had stomach flu I was puking and crapping my pants, it was horrible thank God I was in the car
2007-04-09 16:14:19
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answer #6
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answered by Drama Queen FoxyFoxy V 2
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In the car. Yes, I did. Ew.
2007-04-09 16:11:38
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answer #7
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answered by JenJen 6
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during the middle of my last prostate exam
2007-04-09 16:12:54
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answer #8
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answered by Ron B. 7
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Walmart, I **** all over the wall
2007-04-09 16:16:26
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answered by Anonymous
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LOL! no comment.
2007-04-09 16:12:45
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answer #10
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answered by Widgi 7
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