2007-04-09 03:59:35 · 6 answers · asked by Baby J 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
fake teeth
2007-04-09 04:03:04 · answer #1 · answered by kassie m 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You young no good kid!!! There are no funny birthday gifts when you turn 50!! By the time you reach 60 you have forgot it's your birthday so don't even bring a gift!! When you get to be 70 a pretty young, well built, young lady in a string bikini would be the best gift. We'll know what it is, and understand how pretty it is, but we'll have forgot what to do with it!!
2007-04-09 11:14:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny - but the front page of a newspaper of the day the person was born, or a wine bottled on the year they were born are always kind of fun. (If you can't find wine, there are often brandies from a birth year.)
2007-04-09 11:08:19 · answer #3 · answered by Uncle John 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My daughter sent Mother a fantastic card for 50!
Heres to a:
Truly 'Golden-Oldie'
Bought the house down - my wife thought it superb!!
2007-04-09 11:06:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
a ********* for the gas in all the over the hill guys & gals
2007-04-09 11:17:01 · answer #5 · answered by laura l 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, you asked for funny, so look here.
http://www.stupid.com/index.html
2007-04-11 05:29:22 · answer #6 · answered by Pat C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋