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2007-04-09 03:10:54 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

16 answers

They refuse to give up their box cutters and nail clippers so the FAA has banned all ostriches from commercial flights.

The really rich ostriches have been seen on private planes and the poor ones of course ride the bus.

2007-04-09 03:18:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ostriches are direct descendants of those primitive carnivorous birds 65 million years ago, they too didn't fly. If you think about it, why should a squirrel able to fly from tree to tree.

2007-04-09 03:14:42 · answer #2 · answered by Kill_Me_Now! 5 · 0 1

I have no idea but I just pictured a "flock" of them flying and I can't stop laughing! Imagine how funny that would look!

2007-04-09 03:13:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Have you seen the size of them? They are huge and they have rather small wings proportion wise. For more info, ask Melvin.

2007-04-09 03:13:54 · answer #4 · answered by Miss T 7 · 0 1

Because they are so big. Their wings are not large enough for flight.

2007-04-09 03:15:01 · answer #5 · answered by blue gr8 dane lover 2 · 1 0

Their to big. And they would have probably migrated. And it would be funny seing an strich free in FLorida!

2007-04-09 03:13:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Be thankful they cannot!
Have you ever had bird droppings hit you!
lol

2007-04-09 03:15:15 · answer #7 · answered by tattie_herbert 6 · 1 0

they have no where to they need to fly its safer walking for them

2007-04-09 03:14:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

They are too heavy

2007-04-09 03:14:01 · answer #9 · answered by Robert B 7 · 0 1

too heavy and have small wings

2007-04-09 03:14:04 · answer #10 · answered by sydneygal 6 · 0 1

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