2007-04-09 01:50:05 · 18 answers · asked by Alicat 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Huh. I bought a packet of Mates and they won't even talk to me let alone be my friends.
2007-04-09 01:55:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Introduce them to a packet of Smarties - the latter should be intelligent enough to make the Tunes see sense and begin to sing!
2007-04-09 08:57:15 · answer #2 · answered by avian 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I would ask Mr Cadbury but I dont think hes too happy after his date with Mrs Rowntree. Let me tell you all about it.
Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street ; he was a Fisherman's Friend.
On the way, they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum.
He asked her name, 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said. 'I'm the one with the nuts,' he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in, and went straight to the bedroom.
Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg.
He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs.
Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard.
He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish delight.
She wanted more, he needed Time Out, and however, he noticed her pink Wafers looked very appetizing.
He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Fountain and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper! Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Allsorts!
2007-04-09 10:14:31 · answer #3 · answered by Lee.™ 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hacks have been trying to solve this problem for years, but can't get to the bottom of it as the tunes locket away.
2007-04-09 15:48:55 · answer #4 · answered by Dava 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
TUNES wont sing on their own you need to get the backing singers called SOOTHERS and they wont sing unless they are in the HALLS which have to be surrounded with BUTTERCUPs
2007-04-09 09:01:15 · answer #5 · answered by crunchymonkey 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
you need to place the whole packet in single file on the window sill and read the bible to them(begining to end). that should work, but they will only sing 'twinkle, twinkle little star.
2007-04-09 08:59:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you like the cherry flavoured ones I'm quite sure they'd sing for you lol
2007-04-09 09:13:07 · answer #7 · answered by Zenlife07 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Maybe yours have a sore throat, get them some soothers and when they feel better they may sing in harmony
2007-04-09 08:58:50 · answer #8 · answered by ☆♥ Tinkz Baby! ♥☆ 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Heh heh, I don't know but I had a friend who thought that "Fishermen's Friends" were condoms! I couldn't work out her logic, then she explained that fishermen are often away at sea for ages, so they would want them when they got home!
2007-04-09 09:03:32 · answer #9 · answered by chip2001 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Make friends with some starburst and they can sing champagne supernova together x
2007-04-09 09:02:04 · answer #10 · answered by Star dust 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋