2007-04-08 22:17:47 · 26 answers · asked by Fatty 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lol lol lol who knows dude
2007-04-09 02:56:28 · answer #1 · answered by mindy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see by your *questions* and mockery of God and His Word that you are not serious and are in need of Spiritual Guidance, and because I know you are not Serious and are Ignorant of Gods Word this will be my 1st AND Last reply to someone like you. Have you not ever, (and I assume not) Read of the Great marriage Feast of The Lamb of God at His return? Do your Mockery , and Rejecting of Christ NOW while you have the chance to do so, BUT know this, There IS coming a Day when you will give an Account OF EVERY Idle Word and Foolish Remark you have made. I would only Pray that you would know the Love, Joy, Happiness that someone has that KNOWS CHRIST. Good luck on wherever your Journey takes you. IF you DO make it to Heaven one day, GREAT, but if you decide to sail straight to Hell, have a Wonderful Journey. God is the Judge, and YOU ARE the only one who has to answer for your life, and no one is GOING to do it for you as they CANNOT. This IS something that ONLY you have control over. Happy sailing whichever direction you are headed in.
2007-04-09 05:46:29 · answer #2 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice question...perhaps heaven does have a free buffet...it was stated in the Bible anyway that when a person lives in heaven..he will no longer be hungry or thirsty...it must be because heaven has abundant food and water supply...hehe
2007-04-09 05:30:56 · answer #3 · answered by icy-sugar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Flying Spaghetti Monster put beer volcanoes and male/female strippers factory in his heaven. I find that more appealing than the idea of eternal tea parties with Mother Theresa, but that's just me...
Ramen !
2007-04-09 05:24:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
looks like you have dined at all the free buffets so you won't need any when you die. go on a diet and get real about christ when you are in here on answers, ok?
2007-04-09 05:39:42 · answer #5 · answered by lrfoster7 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it does, and a heck of a lot more than that! However there are no overweight people there. Now don't misunderstand me.........that's not to say that fat people don't get into God's Heaven. It means that once the faithful get there we shed all of our baggage forever.
2007-04-09 05:36:28 · answer #6 · answered by the old dog 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, the bible doesn't specifically mention a buffet, but we do know there will be feasting. So there definitely will be food.
2007-04-09 06:39:00 · answer #7 · answered by John S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Easter silly boy
2007-04-09 05:31:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Free buffet, yes.
But no fresh cream, no sugar, no salt, no fries.
Now, what do you say?
2007-04-09 05:23:41 · answer #9 · answered by Alice in Wonderbra 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In the Garden of Eden.
2007-04-09 05:33:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! And there is much peanutbutter and other peanutbuttery treats! Like tarts, trickles, and of course...lard. Yummm
2007-04-09 05:27:10 · answer #11 · answered by Peanutbutter Goddess 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋