A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class
is squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying
attention.
She goes back to find out what's up. He's quite
embarrassed and whispers that he has just recently been
circumcised and he's quite itchy.
The teacher tells him to go
down to the principal's office, to phone his mom, and ask her
what he should do about it.
He does this and returns to the class,
sits down in his seat and suddenly, there's a general commotion
at the back of the room.
Back down she goes, only to find him
sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.
"I thought I told you to call your mom" she says.
"I did" he says. "She told me that if I could stick it out till noon,
she'd come and pick me up from school."
2007-04-08 21:17:59 · 16 answers · asked by mdboomskwad.mc4u 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny or what?
2007-04-08 21:18:43 · update #1
Star me if you get a laugh, Thanks!
2007-04-15 11:09:27 · update #2
Thanx to everyone who starred me, YOU ROCK!
2007-04-15 14:10:59 · update #3
ha ha ha, that is one very obedient boy!.
2007-04-15 22:20:06 · answer #1 · answered by glitters 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Paul, ninety two years previous, replaced into being examined via his wellness care provider. "i could say, Paul, for a guy your age you're in staggering shape. How do you do it?" "nicely, checklist", stated Paul, "I consume top ,exercising as much as i will on a daily basis, and the appropriate ingredient is that God seems after me. Why, if I would desire to stand up in the time of the nighttime to pee, God activates the sunshine for me the minute I open the door." The wellness care provider went into the waiting room to speak to Paul's spouse and instructed her how nicely he replaced into doing. He additionally stated what Paul stated approximately God turning on the sunshine for him. That questioned him. The spouse spoke back, "i'm chuffed he's doing so nicely and, additionally, that does clean up the secret of the yellow liquid i detect in the backside of the refrigerator each morning."
2016-10-28 06:00:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-04-14 08:36:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny have a star
2007-04-08 21:31:18 · answer #4 · answered by joethedog 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was cute...a 9/10.I will share this one...Stick it out.....
2007-04-09 05:40:16 · answer #5 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-04-09 02:22:56 · answer #6 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!!!!
2007-04-15 13:45:52 · answer #7 · answered by lilmsclay 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha kewl
2007-04-15 21:34:51 · answer #8 · answered by queen-of-the-universe-16 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA great joke
2007-04-14 19:50:43 · answer #9 · answered by Se7eN 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! ROFL! have a star.
2007-04-08 21:39:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋