A thief was caught red handed during a burglary, by police.
He was presented before the magistrate.
The magistrate asked "Do you agree".
the thief said" I'm not going to answer" and he want to consult a lawer.
The Judge asked him " You have caught red handed by police, then what your lawer is going defend you on".
The thief immediately said; Sir, even my doubt is that as on what point is going to defend me.
2007-04-08 19:05:03 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates:
"$50.00 for three questions", replied the lawyer.
"Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man.
"Yes," the lawyer replied, "and what was your third question ?"
2007-04-08 20:12:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That wacky writing that u call a "joke" was crap...try again !
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2007-04-09 03:51:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
good one. check your spelling first before u submit its lawyer not "lawer".
2007-04-09 03:06:10 · answer #3 · answered by hirim69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let Lawer think over it. why break our Head ?
we are paying fee for what ?
2007-04-09 02:11:58 · answer #4 · answered by chintoo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OK that does not make sense nor does your spelling its lawYer. sorry try again.
2007-04-09 02:16:17 · answer #5 · answered by Gina B 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't get the joke properly... this joke is full of grammatical and spelling errors... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
2007-04-09 05:36:34 · answer #6 · answered by Aakash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a good one
2007-04-09 04:22:25 · answer #7 · answered by spicyhoney 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
defenceless lawyer
2007-04-09 02:55:56 · answer #8 · answered by madan 44 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-04-09 02:30:13 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEY. EVERY LAWYER LIKE ALL OTHERS NEEDS MONEY.
2007-04-09 02:30:00 · answer #10 · answered by 10-T3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋