Baseball sucks.?

Question

End of story Baseball is the stupidest sport ever invented. A retarded monkey could play it.

I dint purposely put the question mark. The site does that automatically.

Answer 1

I've always said that if it wasn't for the hot dogs and beer, no one would show up.

Damn, it's like watching corn grow!

Answer 2

Baseball is so easy it's why Dion Sanders had more success in Football where he could get by on his athleticism alone. Dion was never able to be a big time power hitter as most HR's he ever hit was 8 and his speed helped him lead the league in triples in 1994 and steal bases, but again he led the league in being caught which means he had terrible instincts. As a hitter Dion was mediocre at best as he struck out allot and when he did get on base he would run into an out just as much as he stole a base. I wonder if you would even make it as far as A league and be lucky enough to get out of Instructional League. As was noted earlier MJ found baseball to be a humbling experience as all his athleticism added up to zilch in such a skilled sport.

Answer 3

Hmmmm Looks like some had a hard time with hitting the ball. Ur the only retarded monkey that I know of that could access a computer also

Answer 4

Baseball is the greatest sport man invented! The hit and run, what kind of pitch to throw next to the batter, the bunt etc. Besides that do you think you could hit a 90+ mph fastball. It is not as easy a game to play as you think?

Answer 5

Obviously you tried to play it, and failed miserably. Get in line. Playing it well is so difficult that even succeeding three times out of ten makes you a star. No other sport is that difficult. Ice hockey comes the closest.
BTW, did the retarded monkey write the "question" for you?

Answer 6

O my god.How dare you offend America's favorite past time.Your jealous because your sport is not America's favorite past time.by you saying that its just as offensive as you offending my family,friends,and my country.I'm guessing your either a football,basketball,or a soccer fan.The best sport is baseball.In Football you have guys chasing each other up and down the football stadium and they take each other down to the ground.If thats not gay then I dont know what is.They pass a football at a long distance and try running passed the defense to score a touchdown and they dance like morons.Football and basketball are a bad influence on kids.If you don't believe then what about Pac-Man Jones and Ron Artest.You should watch ESPN.Sure there are players that have bad influences on kids but nowhere near as many as football and basketball.In basketball you pass the ball to an open person then dribble to the hoop and shoot the ball in the hoop.In basketball you have to be really tall how stupid is that.Imagine Yao Ming against Steve Nash or Jason Kidd.He would walk over to them and put the ball in the hoop as if he walked over to the garbage can to throw out some garbage bags.

Answer 7

If you think baseball is stupid, why are you spending your time with such a stupid remark?

And fix your grammar, a retarded monkey can type better than you.

Answer 8

Hardly (regarding your monkey point). But I suppose that tried and failed at it, and that, of course, is what makes you so bitter.

If you don't like it, change the channel. In the meantime, a civil tongue would be much appreciated.

Answer 9

So....
Retarded monkey can play it = Sucky sport

I knew I was doing something wrong.

Answer 10

Really? A retarded monkey? Well if you inherited any of your mom's genes then you should be great at it.

Answer 11

Dude if it is so easy I guess you are probably making millions playing at MLB, if you do not like the sport its cool but do not talk nonsense. I bet you can't even play marvels.