A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Quiet!" snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you spend the night in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say,"
"And I said be quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you, the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the guy in the cell. "I'm the groom."
2007-04-08 15:12:17 · 28 answers · asked by Animal 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha!!! *wipes tear away* that's pertty good!!!
Did ya hear this one:
A girl and guy have been going out for about 3 months and she thinks it's finally time to "give in to desire" b/c he's coming over to meet her parents. Well he wants to be prepared so he goes to the pharmacy to pick up some condoms and you-know-what's. well the pharmacist sees that he's having a little trouble finding witch ones to get. well the pharmacist helps him out and tells him all he needs to know about s*x and how to....do stuff.
When the boy gets to the girls house about an hour letter, her mother walks him to the dining room for dinner. Her father ask if the boy would like to say grace, so he bows his head. He prays for almost 15 minutes when the girl finally leans over and whispers “I didn’t know you were so religious” he looks at her and says, “I didn’t know your father was the pharmacist….”
2007-04-08 15:32:04 · answer #1 · answered by ♥femme fatale♥ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha this made me laugh,
I would give it a 10 out of 10 =]
2007-04-08 15:19:39 · answer #2 · answered by Some one Special 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahahahhha.
2007-04-08 15:16:13 · answer #3 · answered by J U L Z; 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sound par for the police
2007-04-08 15:16:26 · answer #4 · answered by ฉันรักเบ้า 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-08 15:16:08 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha 9/10
2007-04-08 22:18:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehe. Very good. Have you digested Ringo yet?
2007-04-08 15:23:08 · answer #7 · answered by Birdman 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
chief aint gonna be happy after all...lol
2007-04-08 15:26:42 · answer #8 · answered by Eledron 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-04-08 20:14:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!
2007-04-08 21:14:19 · answer #10 · answered by kedimus4 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋